Bringing Doug back to the Barn - his list of demands

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

You'll just change your name to "diesel_dog" - not falling for that one again.

I don't think so. Lars has a life and a house and farm project currently running along at full steam. I think if he left The Barn it would matter more to us than to him at this point. One thing the man isn't is a bullshitter.

[GixxerBill RIP]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

I think we need an All Doug forum. Where Doug is head moderator and has unlimited power. He can ban us at will, give us demerits, condescend to us, sell us on his newest angle, etc. It would be a hit for sure.


I know I wouldn't be the only one here to join.

So you've gone from Yaddy leg humper to a elder abusing derelict leg humper

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Aerovette

I'm insulted that it wasn't me. LARS is way more tolerant of Pause Button than I am.

Odd that he singled me out.
I suppose he doesn’t like the fact that I have no use for fools and I don’t GAF enough about Internet forums to hold my tongue. I speak the truth and have no use for a politically correct filter.

Btw-I actually tried (in vain) to be helpful to 4-penny in matters of home building and real estate. His drunken and drug addled state and stubbornness would not allow him to value an experts help. And not only that, he did everything possible to discount and ridicule my help.
This was during the infamous shits creek 15K thread where he lost it.
He even posted a pic of his mother flipping me the bird.
He is a sick pup.
He can go **** a brick.

[cptlo306]

Originally Posted by Aerovette

I talk about Biden a lot too.

Yeah, but that's different. Biden has a direct impact on all our lives. Doug doesn't.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by jw38

I reached out to Doug via email and asked him if he'd be willing to come back to the Barn. I told him that I had heard that he had received the ban hammer from the Forum and he replied to me with this pic:

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He received a 30-day vacation because of "ersonal Attacks". I don't know who banned him but I'm assuming it was CumDawg.

Anyway, Doug said he'd consider returning if the following conditions are met:

1. Lars is gone
2. He is named an honorary moderator
3. He receives an apology from the admin/owner who didn't have the balls to ban his username but just changed his recovery email instead.

Further: "I'll get that place back into shape to a forum that new people actually want to join, versus a cesspool of disgruntled refugees who channel their inner anger to others, and denigrate those who don't look like them or think like they do."

Truth be told, I harbor no animosity towards Doug. About a year ago he helped me with the purchase of my Mercedes AMG GTS, and he's never said anything negative about me.

So...what does the Barn say?

1. No.
2. No.
3. No.

Other than that, he should be welcome.

[Torqaholic]

Can you type all that in English?

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

What are the odds that @Rob is considering this?

One would hope less than zero.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Raazor

I say we do it… immediately!

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by MY03C5Z

Ok, so who’s going to start the poll to decide if we ban Lars or not to allow a safe space for UD to feel comfortable returning here????

What Doug does with "safe spaces" . . .

[LATB]

Originally Posted by cptlo306

Yeah, but that's different. Biden has a direct impact on all our lives. Doug doesn't.

Those who vote for Biden are the real problem.

[OnPoint]

Did he actually make those three "demands"?

If so, then:

[Little Red L98.]

I miss Jimmy’s chops.

[96 Vette CE]

Originally Posted by jw38

Anyway, Doug said he'd consider returning if the following conditions are met:

1. Lars is gone
2. He is named an honorary moderator
3. He receives an apology from the admin/owner who didn't have the balls to ban his username but just changed his recovery email instead.

Further: "I'll get that place back into shape to a forum that new people actually want to join, versus a cesspool of disgruntled refugees who channel their inner anger to others, and denigrate those who don't look like them or think like they do."

Truth be told, I harbor no animosity towards Doug. About a year ago he helped me with the purchase of my Mercedes AMG GTS, and he's never said anything negative about me.

So...what does the Barn say?

Counter proposal...........

1. GixxerBill RIP is gone, Lars stays
2. He's an honorary moderator with no authority
3. Adog doesn't start any more threads without actually starting

[dvarapala]

Hopefully he'll wake up tomorrow and push the Pause Button on those demands.

[Don Rickles]

Word

[vettemed]

I recommend a cease and desist on any further demands.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by cptlo306

Just what this forum needed....another thread about Doug. For so many people that don't like him, y'all certainly talk about him quite a bit.

Oh, we talk about you as well. We just do it in a special place on the forum for discussions of people like you.

[Blademaker]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ATh7qgdzKNs&si=EcpMWZEqcZqfSjCx

I got yer demands right here, little bitch boy.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Oh, we talk about you as well. We just do it in a special place on the forum for discussions of people like you.

Should we tell him there's a thread in the verboten place about Nikki Haley supporting he-who-shall-not-be-named?

[bsmith]

Originally Posted by OnPoint

Did he actually make those three "demands"?

If so, then:

the best part is that it is completely believable that these are his demands.