Bringing Doug back to the Barn - his list of demands

[jw38]

I reached out to Doug via email and asked him if he'd be willing to come back to the Barn. I told him that I had heard that he had received the ban hammer from the Forum and he replied to me with this pic:



He received a 30-day vacation because of "ersonal Attacks". I don't know who banned him but I'm assuming it was CumDawg.

Anyway, Doug said he'd consider returning if the following conditions are met:

1. Lars is gone
2. He is named an honorary moderator
3. He receives an apology from the admin/owner who didn't have the balls to ban his username but just changed his recovery email instead.

Further: "I'll get that place back into shape to a forum that new people actually want to join, versus a cesspool of disgruntled refugees who channel their inner anger to others, and denigrate those who don't look like them or think like they do."

Truth be told, I harbor no animosity towards Doug. About a year ago he helped me with the purchase of my Mercedes AMG GTS, and he's never said anything negative about me.

So...what does the Barn say?

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by jw38

Anyway, Doug said he'd consider returning if the following conditions are met:

1. Lars is gone
2. He is named an honorary moderator
3. He receives an apology from the admin/owner who didn't have the balls to ban his username but just changed his recovery email instead.

So...what does the Barn say?

#1 is a non-starter.
#2 is also a non-starter - he would just ban all his Core Haters just for hating on him.
#3 Makes absolutely no ****ing sense. What evidence does he have that the "admin/owner" changed his recovery email?

Sorry Doug - no promises, no demands. Love is a battlefield.

[Vandelay Industries]

Holy sheet.

[ptindall]

[Aerovette]

This barn member says he can go **** himself with a cactus.

[Vandelay Industries]

What are the odds that @Rob is considering this?

[69camfrk]

I just can't deal with his incessant whining...

[MY03C5Z]

“If the following conditions are met…..”

Omg…..only UD. You just can’t make this shit up…..



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[Raazor]

I say we do it… immediately!

[Onebadcad]

We agree to all his terms, and will also offer:

1) The Vanderbilt Mansion
2) The Sultan of Brunei's car collection
3) Saudi Prince Al Waleed's personal a380
4) A $50M CFA gift card
5) Two versions of every Rolex ever made, one for each wrist
6) $500K/week moderator salary
7) His own Hawaiian Island, whichever one he picks
8) The Cowboys, Lakers, Yankees and FLORIDA PANTHERS,,, and their stadiums / arenas
9) warehouses of boxed wines
10) Corvettes 1953 - 2024, a vert and a coupe for each year

Oh yeah, just one requirement before we give him the ten above,,, I will post that soon.

[Bill]

I have some demands, too, if anyone is interested in hearing about them.......

[Onebadcad]

Hmmm, requesting LARS gone, seems like something a very weak person would require.

I believe he fears LARS, LARS is playing four-level chess, and fpd cannot clear the board in checkers.

Surprised I am not on his list, as I was never part of his ass-kissing fan club.

[vettemed]

Jesus ****, use a brick as a suppository and stay away.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Hmmm, requesting LARS gone, seems like something a very weak person would require.

I believe he fears LARS, LARS is playing four-level chess, and fpd cannot clear the board in checkers.

Surprised I am not on his list, as I was never part of his ass-kissing fan club.

I'm insulted that it wasn't me. LARS is way more tolerant of Pause Button than I am.

[GTOguy]

None of the requests are realistic.
That said, tell Doug GTO misses his dialog and presence.

To those who complain about Doug, 'the whining', etc.: You are a grown up person. You have the power to NOT read posts or threads by people that bother you. If you are annoyed, it's your own fault. Man up.

Come on back, Doug. Even if you are now a liberal.

[TheHammer]

See ya Lars!

[DAB]

in what universe do you walk into someone else's house and start making demands?

[Swany00]

Originally Posted by DAB

in what universe do you walk into someone else's house and start making demands?

boom

[MY03C5Z]

Ok, so who’s going to start the poll to decide if we ban Lars or not to allow a safe space for UD to feel comfortable returning here????

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by DAB

in what universe do you walk into someone else's house and start making demands?

It's UD's world, we're just his dancing monkeys raccoons.