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Old 02-27-2011, 7:03pm   #1
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One very hot day woman decided to go shopping for some new shoes, since it was hot she decided that she would do without panties.
While she was at the store a young salesman was helping her try on different shoes. Suddenly he noticed her exposed pudenda! He looked up at her and said,"You know I'd like fill that thing with ice cream and eat it all out!"
The woman was horrified, jumped up grabbed her purse and stomped home. When she got home she immediately told her loving husband, and demanded that he go to the shoe store and whip the salesman's ass!
He looked at her, and said, "First of all I ought to whip your ass for going out without panties on and secondly any mofo that can eat that much ice cream is too big for me to mess with!"
He sat down and finished his beer.
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Old 02-27-2011, 7:06pm   #2
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Ice cream headache?
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What flavor?








[Lars] What color were the shoes? [/Lars]
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Old 02-27-2011, 7:09pm   #6
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This thread is not really about shoes.
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Old 02-27-2011, 7:10pm   #7
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It's about eating right. Eating healthy. Even when you're eating out, there are healthy choices. You don't HAVE to eat ice cream.
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The CRUEL shoes.
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Oh damn!
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Old 02-27-2011, 7:53pm   #13
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Old 02-27-2011, 8:10pm   #14
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This joke was much funnier a couple of decades ago...
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