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Old 01-17-2011, 8:31am   #1
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(1) I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing to you while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil.

(2) Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its ****ing hilarious.

(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?

(4) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

(5) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm ****in' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

(7) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

(8) I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer
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Old 01-17-2011, 8:33am   #2
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Old 01-17-2011, 8:53am   #4
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The funny was there.
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Yep, for sure politically incorrect, but I still .
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I hated biology too.
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Thanks those were good I needed a good laugh
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I found them disgusting. therefore, I copied and emailed to my special friends.
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(1) I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing to you while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil.

(2) Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its ****ing hilarious.

(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?

(4) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

(5) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm ****in' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

(7) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

(8) I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer

Very good

Number 8 while is very funny will not be laughed by a lot of people as its way too true in a lot of places!
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1) White men can't jump.

Wait a minute, that's not a joke, it's a fact. Sorry, my bad.
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