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Old 12-11-2011, 12:36am   #1
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[..threw up a bit in my mouth and swallowed it down like a champ, but now my throat burns like f@ck...

Guess that's my cue to crash out..

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I hate that. Just gotta wash it down with some beer.
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So what do you do when you poop a little?
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I hate that. Just gotta wash it down with some beer.

Tequila unless you are a pussi.
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Old 12-11-2011, 12:52am   #6
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So what do you do when you poop a little?
From Rat Race: "Dad I'm prairie dogging back here!"
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Tequila unless you are a pussi.
Was gonna say that, but that's often what causes it
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I call 'em turtle heads.
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Old 12-11-2011, 1:01am   #9
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I call 'em turtle heads.

and the .gif is BTB....
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Old 12-11-2011, 3:17am   #10
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I call 'em turtle heads.


I have a buddy that says, "I got one festerin".

If he cuts a good fart he says, "I need a babywipe".
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Old 12-11-2011, 7:54am   #11
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Thanks for sharing.....
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Old 12-11-2011, 7:56am   #12
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If he cuts a good fart he says, "I need a babywipe".
That's not a fart, that's a shart.
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I woke up at 5AM and took the biggest dump ever.

It was awesome.
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[..threw up a bit in my mouth and swallowed it down like a champ, but now my throat burns like f@ck...

Guess that's my cue to crash out..

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You're refluxing.
I have the same problem when I drink a lot.
Especially Scotch.
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Old 12-11-2011, 2:58pm   #15
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From Rat Race: "Dad I'm prairie dogging back here!"
Funny movie that IMHO is under rated.
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Old 12-11-2011, 3:29pm   #16
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Tequila unless you are a pussi.
No tequila is the devil
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[..threw up a bit in my mouth and swallowed it down like a champ, but now my throat burns like f@ck...


Lines to use on this one:

1) Did that upset your boyfriend?

2) Thats what she said.

3) Well hey, at least you swallowed.


Be back with more later.
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Old 12-11-2011, 3:37pm   #18
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No tequila is the devil
This devil hates it when there is no tequila.
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a coworker always has maalox liquid on hand and takes a swig of that if she feels she is going to throw up so it neutralizes the acid-- pretty smart thing to do.
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Old 12-11-2011, 7:51pm   #20
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I have a buddy that says, "I got one festerin".

If he cuts a good fart he says, "I need a babywipe".
My favorite is "That's going to itch when it dries."
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