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Old 09-06-2011, 8:57pm   #1
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how can you damn yourself to kissing one chick for the rest of your life and forevere having sex with the same girl when theres so many women out there..FAWKKKKKKKKKKK

The lack of strange will fk you up forerver and youll end up miserable
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how can you damn yourself to kissing one chick for the rest of your life and fo9revere having sex with the same girl when theres so many women out there..FAWKKKKKKKKKKK

The lack of strange will fk you up forerver and youll end up miserable
So when is the wedding date?
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Sounds like you're thinking about it - isn't this the 2nd time this year you've asked this question? But if this is how you think, then maybe you better just stay single.
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So when is the wedding date?
There aint one dude..I need a wide variety of poon...fk marriage
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Old 09-06-2011, 9:00pm   #5
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Sounds like you're thinking about it - isn't this the 2nd time this year you've asked this question? But if this is how you think, then maybe you better just stay single.
I cant do it man..everywhere I go I see a chick i wanna have sex with
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Happily married to the same lady for almost 32 years.

It takes a lot these days to make a marriage last.

Love, honor, respect, mutual interest in the same sexual perversions......
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There aint one dude..I need a wide variety of poon...fk marriage
Ahhhh now the real story comes out.... I'm a female so you must be confusing the two sexes. No wonder you like butt sex so much...............
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I'm not planning on riding that cow again.
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Happily married to the same lady for almost 32 years.

It takes a lot these days to make a marriage last.

Love, honor, respect, mutual interest in the same sexual perversions......
My chick now is pretty perverted and is dowm for anything..she still bitches about stuff tho..fk that..I dont want anyone saying anything negative to me..weho the fk do women think they are?
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I'm not planning on riding that cow again.
God I hope so, that whole family was just a bunch of brainless bovines......Moooo
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weho the fk do women think they are?
Some are bitchy, some are not. What are you fukin' new at this shit?
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My chick now is pretty perverted and is dowm for anything..she still bitches about stuff tho..fk that..I dont want anyone saying anything negative to me..weho the fk do women think they are?
Does she leave the toilet seat down....
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Some are bitchy, some are not. What are you fukin' new at this shit?
No, Some girl is trying to pressure me into marriage..thats fukin bullshit...I aint done out there yet tho..way too much poon top bang
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Does she leave the toilet seat down....
If she does, I never noticed...fir all i jknow its still down froim the last tijme I rtook a shit
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how old are you pete?
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No, Some girl is trying to pressure me into marriage..thats fukin bullshit...I aint done out there yet tho..way too much poon top bang
There is only one alternative. Introduce poop into your sex repertoire. She will be disgusted, and bail.

If she's "Into it" you are fuked beyond words.
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how old are you pete?
almost 40 but im fkn sexy dude..IfnI was ugly id probably be Maried LREADY
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There is only one alternative. Introduce poop into your sex repertoire. She will be disgusted, and bail.

If she's "Into it" you are fuked beyond words.
She peed on me one time while I was naked ion the tub with scuba goggles on..what pissed meoff she wouldnt pee on my face..thats what i told her to do

She disobeyed a direct order
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She peed on me one time while I was naked ion the tub with scuba goggles on..what pissed meoff she wouldnt pee on my face..thats what i told her to do

She disobeyed a direct order
I'm telling ya. Pee is NOT a big steamer. Big brown difference.
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