Has anyone ever gone fishing off the company dock and been succesful?

[Louie Detroit]

From my own experience and many others it's generally a bad move. Any one had better luck?

[Unsuspicious]

You mean dipping the pen in the company ink?

[OnPoint]

I did, and we've now been happily married for over 26 years.

[coralbandit]

Are we talking about dating from the work pool?
I met my wife at my first real job.
Still not sure if it is considered a success.

[Swany00]

I did a lot of "consulting" work

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by Swany00

I did a lot of "consulting" work

[Yadkin]

My first co-op gig with an engineering firm, a guy a few years older, married, started dating this cute little Asian girl that worked for the company. I never met his wife- was told by others that she was a ten. Didn't work out so well for the philanderer.

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

My first co-op gig with an engineering firm, a guy a few years older, married, started dating this cute little Asian girl that worked for the company. I never met his wife- was told by others that she was a ten. Didn't work out so well for the philanderer.

Did you ever tell Baby Shrek about that girl in grade school? ......

[dvarapala]

Yes I have - when I was young and foolish. It didn't end well, but fortunately my job was not jeopardized.

These days I follow Tom Leykis' advice and won't even speak to a woman in the workplace in anything but a professional capacity - too many crazy bitches will falsely accuse you of sexual harassment and get you fired.

[Aerovette]

Four times in my life. No regrets.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

From my own experience and many others it's generally a bad move. Any one had better luck?

I never worked anywhere that had a dock by the water, but loading docks, yep, lotta them.

I met my first wife at work, married her a year or so later. We worked at the Bausch & Lomb Frame Center (Raybans).

EDIT: I just remembered, I banged another girl from there before I dated the wife. Her name was Donna- ? ? something and was a real slut. We were both probably 19.

It was my first experience with a female who douched with vinegar. It leaves a lasting impression -- even 55 years later.

[Vegas]

Never get your honey from where you get your money

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by Vegas

Never get your honey from where you get your money

Once. Did not end well for either of us. My dad put it. You don’t shit where you eat

[Tikiman]

As a kid working summer jobs. Didn't figure it mattered much back then. Never in a professional environment.

[Budman]

Originally Posted by Vegas

Never get your honey from where you get your money

Don’t get your meat where you get your bread.

[Vince Clortho]

If it's free it's for me.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

These days I follow Tom Leykis' advice and won't even speak to a woman in the workplace in anything but a professional capacity - too many crazy bitches will falsely accuse you of sexual harassment and get you fired.

and always have a trusted witness there....I used to complement how nice or good looking my very pretty assistant looked on any given day...I would never do that these days

[Onebadcad]

During my corporate life I am pretty certain every hottie at the company I encountered was ready to take me to their minivan for a quick romp.

I abstained, I figured one woman's problems was the most I could handle,,,

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Bruze

I never worked anywhere that had a dock by the water, but loading docks, yep, lotta them.

I met my first wife at work, married her a year or so later. We worked at the Bausch & Lomb Frame Center (Raybans).

EDIT: I just remembered, I banged another girl from there before I dated the wife. Her name was Donna- ? ? something and was a real slut. We were both probably 19.

It was my first experience with a female who douched with vinegar. It leaves a lasting impression -- even 55 years later.

pickled poon is absolutely horrible

[Swany00]

@Over140mph

you got a hoggin' story you'd like to share with the group?