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Old 12-28-2016, 9:05pm   #1
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An accused would-be burglar emerged only with cuts, scrapes and two black eyes after he was bashed in the face with a piece of firewood by an occupant of the North Carolina home he was allegedly trying to break into, authorities said.

Matthew Lawrence Bergstedt, 27, forced his way into a former girlfriend’s North Raleigh apartment and was met by a 20-year-old man who was in the home when he kicked in the back door about 7 p.m. Monday, police told The News & Observer.


After he was hit with the wood, the Youngsville man ran to a nearby vacant apartment, which he also allegedly broke into, officials said.

Bergstedt was charged with misdemeanor counts of breaking and entering and attempted breaking and entering, according to online records with the Raleigh Wake City County Bureau of Identification.


In his mug shot, Bergstedt can barely open one very swollen eye, which is just as black and blue as the other, as well as a bloody nose and scraped-up cheek.

He was released from custody Tuesday after posting $3,000 bond, online records show.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/burglar-g...220600114.html
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Im betting he woodn't have guessed it wood turn out that way
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Im betting he woodn't have guessed it wood turn out that way
I guess he was barking up the wrong tree
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very happy, indeed
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I guess he was barking up the wrong tree
The root of his problem is knot knowing when to leaf.
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I don't have any firewood in the house. I guess you'll have to settle for a 9mm.
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they need to be put down like rabid dogs
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they need to be put down like rabid dogs
or kindling
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instead of thinking about doing good for themselves and their families they rather burglarize others, yes i despise freaking thieves
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The root of his problem is knot knowing when to leaf.
I cedar what you did there.
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....not the kind of "wood" he was hoping to get at his old girlfriend's I'm sure!
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He went out on a limb to see her and was stumped by her response.
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I shudda wooda knot guessed how inventive y'all bee this AM.......
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[21st century democrat] Firewood should be regulated & taxed [/21st century dumbocrat]
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Backbackbackbackbackback.. .... .. .It's outa there!
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He was trying to rekindle their relationship, but she wood knot have any of it.
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He was trying to rekindle their relationship, but she wood knot have any of it.
He got his ash kicked for trying to talk to the beech.
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He got his ash kicked for trying to talk to the beech.
He is being such a sap, still pineing for her.
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The Oaks on him!
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