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Old 02-12-2024, 10:30pm   #1
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Been watching “Hospice Nurse” videos and drinking wine. I know a lot of you old f*ckers are closer to it than me, so I’m just going to ask the question.

How do you know your aim is true (toilet-wise), when you’ve been drinking?

My wife is going to be bitching when she wakes up and sees the bathroom floor. Not sure how much more I can tolerate.
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~pee out in the back yard, keep the toilet clean

~stop getting drunk on weekdays

~clean up the current piss before the wife wakes up

~you can thank me for all this good advice tomorrow
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If you're not sure about your toilet skills, use the tub.
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Or give up your man card for losing aim on wine....
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OP needs to admit he's not a real man and start sitting down to pee.
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simple, don't wear socks
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If need be ,sitting to piss is better than dribbling piss on toilet seat,floor,self and wet spot in pants .....
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If need be ,sitting to piss is better than dribbling piss on toilet seat,floor,self and wet spot in pants .....
Or the OP could simply pee while he's in the shower
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Or the OP could simply pee while he's in the shower
My son for a few days had his wife convinced he was peeing in the washing machine. He told her why come up from the basement all he had to do was aim high. (he had a top loader)
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My son for a few days had his wife convinced he was peeing in the washing machine. He told her why come up from the basement all he had to do was aim high. (he had a top loader)
that's funny!
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At home, drunk, preferences are:
1. pee outside
2. sit down
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Pee on your socks thread is far better than I shit myself thread....prove me wrong...
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