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02-12-2024, 10:30pm | #1 | ||||||
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I Think I Got A Little Pee On My Sock
Been watching “Hospice Nurse” videos and drinking wine. I know a lot of you old f*ckers are closer to it than me, so I’m just going to ask the question.
How do you know your aim is true (toilet-wise), when you’ve been drinking? My wife is going to be bitching when she wakes up and sees the bathroom floor. Not sure how much more I can tolerate. |
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~pee out in the back yard, keep the toilet clean
~stop getting drunk on weekdays ~clean up the current piss before the wife wakes up ~you can thank me for all this good advice tomorrow |
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sit down
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If you're not sure about your toilet skills, use the tub.
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OP needs to admit he's not a real man and start sitting down to pee.
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simple, don't wear socks
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If need be ,sitting to piss is better than dribbling piss on toilet seat,floor,self and wet spot in pants .....
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At home, drunk, preferences are:
1. pee outside 2. sit down |
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Pee on your socks thread is far better than I shit myself thread....prove me wrong...
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