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Old 05-07-2012, 7:32pm   #21
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Please. Everyone at the VB would have killed him with wit and pictures of cats.
Ah! A slow, painful death.... (Very slow....)
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Old 05-07-2012, 8:14pm   #22
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Officer: "Sir, he had no weapon on him."

You: "Well, he reached in his pants for something, and I couldn't wait until he aimed a gun at me and shot me."
He broke into my house, I felt threatened.
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Old 05-07-2012, 8:17pm   #23
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This is a total bullshit scenario. Everyone at the VB would have emptied the handle.
Do it twice.....do it right.
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Old 05-07-2012, 8:20pm   #24
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That reminds me of what my old man told me years ago, and he's a lawyer.....

"If you ever run over a guy, back up, and do it again and finish the job!"

Yup, dear old Dad.
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Old 05-07-2012, 8:23pm   #25
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Thank god I live in Texas. If you enter my home under the wrong circumstances, you will end up dead.

Doesn't matter what your intent is. Doesn't matter if you are unarmed. Doesn't matter if you are white, black or green.

Then, my dogs will clean up the mess.
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Awww, man---that's just cruel. He's learned his lesson now, and more than paid for his crime. He was driven to robbery because the damned Republicans cost him his job! He has a family and kids to support...and no money. You're comparatively wealthy. Would it have hurt you to have some compassion and given him some help? After all, it wouldn't have cost you anything--medical care is free! The Government pays for it.

And on top of all that, you'd have done something for society's forgotten people: The 99% who are out there struggling with the oppression caused by the anti-wealth distributors, the oppressive 1%-ers. Vote for CHANGE! Vote for OBAMA!
Sarcasm? You nailed it
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Awww, man---that's just cruel. He's learned his lesson now, and more than paid for his crime. He was driven to robbery because the damned Republicans cost him his job! He has a family and kids to support...and no money. You're comparatively wealthy. Would it have hurt you to have some compassion and given him some help? After all, it wouldn't have cost you anything--medical care is free! The Government pays for it.

And on top of all that, you'd have done something for society's forgotten people: The 99% who are out there struggling with the oppression caused by the anti-wealth distributors, the oppressive 1%-ers. Vote for CHANGE! Vote for OBAMA!
Naw, my hollowpoints are packed with hoepium. Zombies can never get enough of that
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Old 05-07-2012, 8:33pm   #28
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Hoepium -

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Old 05-07-2012, 10:07pm   #29
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That depends............was the glass of Makers neat (no ice) or was it on the rocks. Neat would be OK to sit for a minute as you made the 911 call. However if it was on ice, the melting ice would dilute the MM to the point that it was just not the same so you should certainly be allowed to enjoy your beverage before commencing any other activities.

I hope this has clarified things for you
In the case of needing your Makers Mark chilled, whiskey stones are a must! Dilution must not be allowed!
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Old 05-07-2012, 10:11pm   #30
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You are in your home enjoying a cocktail when a man bursts through your front door and attacks you.You happen to have a weapon handy and you shoot him.

Unfortunatly it is not a fatal shot and although helpless he remains alive.He begins to beg you to call the authorities for help.You just started on a fresh glass of Makers Mark and would really hate to waste it so you put off calling anyone until you finish your drink.By the time you make the call the poor bastard is deceased.

My question is.....Are you legally,not morally, required to get help for this guy who just tried and failed to do you serious harm,maybe even kill you.......?
You are in New York. Your butt is toast either way.
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Old 05-07-2012, 10:12pm   #31
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Make sure he's dead.
Call 911.
Call atty.
STFU.
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Old 05-07-2012, 10:21pm   #32
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Yeah, but their families do.
One shot after he breaks in in CO is consistent with Castle Doctrine. I have not owned guns since a tragic boating accident but I have been playing a shitload of golf...I think one stroke with a 5-Hybrid to the occiput is consistent with the law...if the intruder truly broke in. My power fade is such that serious injury or death could occur with an occipital hit.

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Old 05-07-2012, 10:33pm   #33
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His mother said he was trying to turn his life around, you heartless bastard.

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Old 05-07-2012, 10:37pm   #34
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His mother said he was trying to turn his life around, you heartless bastard.

Oh, I am filled with chagrin and remorse that I may have injured an honor student in my anxiety to protect my wife and my aging body since I am unable to effectively play a sand wedge that may have only injured the little prick, er, prince.

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Old 05-07-2012, 11:03pm   #35
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Youll have a fun time explaining to the jury why you had a dead guyin your living room and whiskey on your breath.
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Old 05-07-2012, 11:18pm   #36
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Youll have a fun time explaining to the jury why you had a dead guyin your living room and whiskey on your breath.
Does that make it unjustified? Is it a crime to drink in your own home?

Not if I'm on the jury.
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Old 05-07-2012, 11:49pm   #37
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Youll have a fun time explaining to the jury why you had a dead guyin your living room and whiskey on your breath.
Thank God I didn't open that bottle of wine tonight. You never know when someone may break in.
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:03am   #38
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Thank God I didn't open that bottle of wine tonight. You never know when someone may break in.
Apparently you can still drink, just don't try to defend yourself
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Old 05-08-2012, 7:45am   #39
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In my case i'm well trained in fast and controled shooting and the perp would be well ventilated by the time he hit the floor. Considering where I live a 911 call would be at least a 15 minuite wait till EMS got there, LEOs best bet another 5 to 10 minuits. The only story to tell would be mine!
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