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Old 04-29-2011, 10:17pm   #1
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www.ineedahandjob.com

(yes its safe to click and it is an actual product that is just a play on words)
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:24pm   #2
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2 handjobs for under $5!! What a DEAL!!!
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:26pm   #3
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I ordered 7 truckloads.
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:30pm   #4
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I ordered 7 truckloads.
That should get you through May, right?


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Old 04-29-2011, 10:39pm   #5
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To hell with the handjob, I need a blowjob!
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:43pm   #6
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That should get you through May, right?


If I pace myself.
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:46pm   #7
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2 handjobs for under $5!! What a DEAL!!!
Best friend: somebody who goes out to get two hand jobs and brings you back one.
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:53pm   #9
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Old 04-29-2011, 11:07pm   #10
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back at ya
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:21am   #11
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Sweet.
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:47am   #12
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I bet Joebuck is their biggest customer.
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Old 04-30-2011, 12:09pm   #13
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at the little kid. Can you imagine being a little kid and getting that as a present from your aunt with the sick sense of humor.
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Old 04-30-2011, 2:14pm   #16
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That wife seemed cheerful and agreeable, plus she had nice boobies.

He shoulda asked for more than second base.
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Old 04-30-2011, 3:10pm   #17
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ooooh my
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Old 04-30-2011, 3:12pm   #18
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I'm still waiting for that blow job....
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Old 04-30-2011, 4:58pm   #19
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I'm still waiting for that blow job....
I just got one but I'm keepin' it.
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