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Old 04-20-2011, 12:47pm   #1
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What Would Your Mother Do? The 'abstinence' underwear designed to put teenagers off sex | Mail Online

Yep, Aerosmith songs might do it
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Old 04-20-2011, 12:48pm   #2
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should say "wet dream on"
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Once you get around to reading underwear, it may be too late.
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Old 04-20-2011, 1:47pm   #4
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On the flip side ...

Dirty Thongs - Nasty Thongs - Sexy Thongs

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My reading skills diminish severely when I see slims in underwear.

WWYMD, Mrs. Hottie McHotterson???? Well, she'd probably faint after you tell here what we just did, where we did it, and how.
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Old 04-20-2011, 1:55pm   #6
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Yeah like a bunch of horny teenagers are gonna stop long enough to read something. They'll be too busy fumbling around trying not to get their pecker caught in the zipper to read.
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Brilliant idea. As a guy, if I were to see something like that written on a pair of underwear the first thing that comes to mind (other than the fact that I already have her in her underwear) is...

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well done... lets create sexy boy short underwear then have a really hot chick model them...

that should stop the boys.
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Old 04-20-2011, 2:59pm   #10
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Doubt you can read any of that once they are crumpled up on the floor or swinging from the ceiling fan.
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Old 04-20-2011, 3:00pm   #11
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You might as well go all the way with one of these bad boys!
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Well damn, that could chafe
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You might as well go all the way with one of these bad boys!
About 2 minutes with a pair of pliers and that thing would no longer be a threat to either party.
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About 2 minutes with a pair of pliers and that thing would no longer be a threat to either party.
Pretty hard to do when it's on.....dah! Or would that be foreplay for you...
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