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Old 05-01-2025, 9:51am   #21
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Why is she a homewrecker? She married the dad. You have no idea why the dad divorced the last wife. But the dad doesn't look to be a star citizen anyway. Doesn't look like there was much of a great thing to be destroyed here.
Yeah! If dad hadn't stopped at the liquor store to by an 18 pack so he could 'drink drive' on the way home, he would have gotten there before the kid had a chance to drop his pants. Could have saved the kid's virtue. And kept his young wife pure.
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I guess the old man wasn't quite doing it for her. Once a slut, always a slut, what did he expect.
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Nice bod, crazy eyes- Typical lineman's woman. Those guys have a screw loose as well.
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she can take my temp rectally with her tongue
And then you'll give her a "thank you" kiss with tongue
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And then you'll give her a "thank you" kiss with tongue
you don't kiss whores
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No kidding. My stepmom looked like Barbara Carrera but with 39D breasts.
All my buddies loved hanging out at our place after school.
Goatguy's Mom has got it goin' on.

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You people are incorrigible. That woman is a homewrecker. She just caused a divorce, and destroyed the relationship between father and son forever. This is just tragic.
Well she nurtured a young man on his way to adulthood - so, there is a silver lining...
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Funny.... I've seen pr0n with the same plot line.
So you're into kiddie porn.
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So you're into kiddie porn.
That might be more of your thing. Maybe Big Bob can repost the screenshot again.

RIF. Have somebody read my reply back to you and hopefully they can help you understand it.
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You people are incorrigible. That woman is a homewrecker. She just caused a divorce, and destroyed the relationship between father and son forever. This is just tragic.


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Nice bod, crazy eyes- Typical lineman's woman. Those guys have a screw loose as well.
My neighbor back in the early 90's was a lineman for NiMo and you described his wife perfectly.
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Old 05-01-2025, 10:14am   #34
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That might be more of your thing. Maybe Big Bob can repost the screenshot again.

RIF. Have somebody read my reply back to you and hopefully they can help you understand it.
Oh I understand it completely.
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Oh I understand it completely.
Then how the fuck are you so off from getting the point?
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Old 05-01-2025, 11:51am   #36
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Then how the fuck are you so off from getting the point?
Since I'm getting so much flak, I'm obviously directly over the target.
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Since I'm getting so much flak, I'm obviously directly over the target.
No, you're just an asshole and an idiot. GTO, sorry if I hurt your feelings with that one.
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Old 05-01-2025, 12:06pm   #38
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I see the VB as collaborative, we're all doing our part to make it better.

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I see the VB as collaborative, we're all doing our part to make it better.

I guess the rest of us are picking up the slack watching the porn that you won't?
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she can take my temp rectally with her tongue
Crazy eyes. 2/10 would not bang
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