Do you take care of your feets? Dudes only.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by Little Red L98.

all lady feet are perfectly delectable like a dream. They take care of them. Do not ruin this for me.

Lady feet are perfectly kissable just like many other non-naughty parts - earlobe fingertips neck tummy etc. etc. etc.

It might take you all week to kiss all this female's "delectable" parts. Better take a piece of chalk to mark where you left off.

[Don Rickles]

Clean!

Been sitting behind the shop for years

[Don Rickles]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

It might take you all week to kiss all this female's "delectable" parts. Better take a piece of chalk to mark where you left off.

Her right legs out weighs garf!

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by Little Red L98.

Absolute opposite of ghey. Thats a sweet ride!!

I’am biased toward the classic UJM. Comfortable upright seating position wide flat bars flat seat plenty of boogie woogie. More than enough actually.

Thanks. I like it. Overpriced for what it is. Probably my last Harley. Been looking at the Suzuki M109Boss.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by DDSLT5

Baby's toys - all of 'em. My first bike was a Honda CBR600R, and my second is my GIXXER GSXR-1000 - 2005, with 200 hp, one of the quickest and fastest bikes ever produced for the street. 0-100 mph in under 5s, in first gear. IF you have the balls to do it! I have to put all my weight on the clip-ons to keep the bike from wheelie'ing backwards while accelerating in 1st. It is one wild mother****er of a bike! 13,750 rpm redline. 8 fuel injectors......because 4 wasn't enough! LOL

How fast were your bikes in 1970?

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

Thanks. I like it. Overpriced for what it is. Probably my last Harley. Been looking at the Suzuki M109Boss.

Very slick.

A buddy of mine has a low mileage 900cc Vulcan he bought on a whim. His first bike. Said he’d sell it to me for under two grand. Not my thing.

[The_Dude]

I'am buying another one of these

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

It might take you all week to kiss all this female's "delectable" parts. Better take a piece of chalk to mark where you left off.

You had to go and fkn ruin it. Thnaks.






Where’s that eye bleach.

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

I'am buying another one of these

I’m coming to your crib someday. You promised me a ride.

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

Her right legs out weighs garf!

Yeah but it’ll make years supply of jerky.

[justaguy]

1st 1978 Kawasaki 500, 3cyl/2 stroke (original crotch rocket?)
2nd 1978 Yamaha 650 Special
3rd 1980 KZ 1000
Last 2011 Harley Ultra Ltd

[Bruze]

Here's my ghey '88 Softail, in one of several configurations:

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

Clean!

Been sitting behind the shop for years

Needs a thunder jet motor if you have one hanging around.

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Bruze

Here's my ghey '88 Softail, in one of several configurations:

Attachment 102215

It’s fine just not my thing. Big and heavy. Also where does lady friend go?

[Aerovette]

I have Fred Flintstone feet.

Functional, not aesthetically appealing, but nowhere near appalling.

[justaguy]

Originally Posted by Bruze

Here's my ghey '88 Softail, in one of several configurations:

Attachment 102215

Nice cruisin machine!

[justaguy]

Nice for cruisin on too!!!!
SORRY OP we got off the original subject…I’m done

[DDSLT5]

Originally Posted by Little Red L98.

Another dream ride from the day. 850 triple midnight special.

LOL - slow as a constipated old man trying to send soup back in a deli. And only gay old turds use the term "crotch rocket". The term you're searching for is "SUPERBIKE". Yup. That's right. I said it.

[DDSLT5]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

I'am buying another one of these

THAT is ****ing cool! I want one of those suckers too! I've been buying Honda 3 wheelers - the sporty little ****ers - for my kids! Gotta learn to dance with the devil!!!!

[justaguy]

Originally Posted by DDSLT5

LOL - slow as a constipated old man trying to send soup back in a deli. And only gay old turds use the term "crotch rocket". The term you're searching for is "SUPERBIKE". Yup. That's right. I said it.

lol…..I can handle it….not sur the Kawi 500 quailed as a SUPER BIKE though