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Old 03-11-2011, 9:34pm   #1
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Default Just dropped my guts !

I just did something bad. My shop was empty and I thought I could sneak one in. So I did and a young girl walked in and through the poisonous gas. I think I killed her ? She walked out straight away, I was highly embarised at my filth. I'm to scared to come out of the back room I hope nobody comes in for 15 minutes. Stewy
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Old 03-11-2011, 9:35pm   #2
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Old 03-11-2011, 9:38pm   #3
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Why be embarrassed by your farts? Revel in them, celebrate the glorious pungency of your flatus! Fart in a jar, seal it up tight and patent it!
Who knows, you might provide a new hydrocarbon based fuel that will break the energy crisis or lay waste to the whole Mid-East with a good crop dusting.
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Old 03-11-2011, 9:39pm   #4
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I still have doubts about the OP.....
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Old 03-11-2011, 9:54pm   #5
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Why be embarrassed by your farts? Revel in them, celebrate the glorious pungency of your flatus! Fart in a jar, seal it up tight and patent it!
Who knows, you might provide a new hydrocarbon based fuel that will break the energy crisis or lay waste to the whole Mid-East with a good crop dusting.

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I still have doubts about the OP.....
Oh you aren't alone in that.....I don't trust anyone that has to sign their freaking forum handle after every DAMN POST....

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Old 03-11-2011, 10:19pm   #6
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I still have doubts about the OP.....
First clue? I think it's Grumpy ...............
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Old 03-11-2011, 10:20pm   #7
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The fumes have passed thank god for that. I wonder what I ate that caused that paint stripping Oder. I always sign my name after my speal because I have nothing to hide, except that rotten waft ! STEWY
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Old 03-12-2011, 12:25am   #8
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Cabbage?
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Old 03-12-2011, 5:47pm   #9
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The fumes have passed thank god for that. I wonder what I ate that caused that paint stripping Oder. I always sign my name after my speal because I have nothing to hide, except that rotten waft ! STEWY
Have you been puttin the roadkill roos on the barbie again Stewy?
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Old 03-12-2011, 6:00pm   #10
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Overdue for lobotomy...........
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Old 03-12-2011, 6:26pm   #11
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Next time you accidentally commit a social error in front of a somebody or a group of people,immediately turn around, bend down to about the level where your butt was, and inhale deeply. Then say, "Damn... I really am eating a healthy diet."

Was one of our favorite jokes int he radio station with no windows
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Old 03-12-2011, 7:33pm   #12
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do we have a "cool story bro" emoticon?
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Old 03-12-2011, 7:36pm   #13
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do we have a "cool story bro" emoticon?
You should search for the "cool starry brah" pict
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Old 03-12-2011, 7:52pm   #14
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Old 03-12-2011, 7:59pm   #15
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Oh, HELL yes!

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Old 03-12-2011, 8:10pm   #16
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