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I whooped it out to pee and it had the seam of my jeans imprinted on it like Frankenstein's penis.
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thnaks
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@Knooger calling Knooger to the white courtesy phone.
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Ok, shut 'er down!
We've officially run out of useless drivel. |
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We've reached a new low....
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Explosive Salami
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Due to inflation they are no longer free
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Because i'am hung like a mule i have that problem all the time.
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I'm hung like a pimple
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OP's story is loosely based on fact. In all actuality he just sat on a penis.
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I gave the thread a 5 star rating, and I guess I'm gonna nominate it for thread of the year, too.
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That's nothing. Try sitting on one of your balls. That'll wake you up in a hurry.
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Due to inflation they are no longer free
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I have the balls the size of coconuts and i do it all the time. Very painful.
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Snik is liar BTW. No mention of the other 7 Penii, just the one disfigured one. Buncha meat gazers in here. Y’all rockin the peanut wearing a turtleneck look.
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