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05-20-2016, 11:02am
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Funny Thing Happened To Me At Walmart
I AM HEATED RIGHT NOW!!
I NEED TO VENT!!!!!😡😡😡😡 So I went to Walmart to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, "What the heck is her problem?!" I finish up my shopping and head to the cashier. Guess who is there ahead of me? Right. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird. Super uncomfortable! Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama"? Inside I was like HECK NO crazy lady, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87 and I'm like, Hold up. I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like $20. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mom. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama." I'm like OMG! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!! I see her loading up her car and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling until her wooden leg popped off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMG! Is this really happening right now?! So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling... Just like I'm pulling yours right now! 
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05-20-2016, 11:28am
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05-20-2016, 11:35am
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Ya got me.....
 
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05-20-2016, 3:25pm
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And I read the whole thing, you jackass.............
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05-20-2016, 3:45pm
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>facepalm gif goes here<
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05-20-2016, 3:46pm
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I read the whole thing. And just for that, I'm sending you an early Christmas card....
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05-20-2016, 5:01pm
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I fell right in.....
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05-20-2016, 8:01pm
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05-21-2016, 1:51am
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You got me
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05-21-2016, 6:28am
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I thought you were gonna say when the lady hugged you that she stoled your wallet. Was not expecting that!!!
  
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05-21-2016, 8:25am
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I chuckled.
Was about to ROFL fumduck, until the last sentence....
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05-21-2016, 9:35am
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Feelin' The Love Here!
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That's the way you do it ! 
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