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02-12-2016, 7:55pm | #1 | ||||||
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So..you wake up one morning...
and find your SO exercising like this:
What would you do? |
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I would ask her if breakfast was ready
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02-12-2016, 8:25pm | #3 | ||||||
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I'd tell her she's not as flexible as her twin sister and I wanted both of them to feed me grapes in bed at 8pm tonight and not the normal 9pm.
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02-12-2016, 9:29pm | #4 | ||||||
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Bring her coffee and give her a kiss.
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02-12-2016, 9:33pm | #5 | ||||||
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...count my lucky stars!
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02-12-2016, 9:55pm | #7 | ||||||
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One thing is for sure. Some lucky bastige is going to enjoy the shit out of that. And then is going to get tired of her crap and throw it to the curb.
Where I will scoop it up. And that's where my dream ended. Reality is such a bitch. |
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I dated gymnast in college. It was a remarkable experience.
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I keep looking at it waiting for the boobs to fall out.
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Cut those nasty toe nails!!!
Oh, never mind. The SO doesn't exercise bare-footed. |
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I'd pick her up like a bowling ball, set her on the bed and beat off of her comic books.
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I did too. She was our school mascot, really pretty, could do back flips consecutively essentially indefinitely, could do the splits any which way, and had way more up top than your typical gymnast. But, I blew it pretty quickly because I was a high school idjit. My dad gave me money and the keys to the car if I would just bring her by the house before our dates.
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chow down
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02-13-2016, 2:16pm | #18 | ||||||
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I'd tell her to come up to my treehouse, and I'd kiss her between the limbs.
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Anyone know who that is?
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