antique/collector car ad decipherer

[Mike Mercury]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads24/tumblr_o0afhpvfGQ1qgxt9go1_12801453859382.jpg

[8Up]

The one I see around here a lot is 'engine totally gone through'. Not rebuilt, refreshed or cleaned up, just 'gone through'. I always picture some kid looking at the lifter valley with a flashlight then slapping the intake manifold back on and considering it 'gone through'.

Oh and every pile of rust sitting next to moms garage for the past 40 years is a 'rat rod' if you paint it black.

[Steve Austin]

When I see "rust free", I think, no extra charge for the rust.:leaving:

[Mike Mercury]

http://media.makeameme.org/created/bondo-makes-it.jpg

[Fasglas]

RARE TRUCK - Been parked many years...

http://i.imgur.com/FMlUSFh.jpg

[Mike Mercury]

http://global3.memecdn.com/Used-car-for-sale_o_21126.jpg

[8Up]

http://global3.memecdn.com/Used-car-for-sale_o_21126.jpg

'Interior needs freshening up' :seasix:

[69camfrk]

I sold a 69 Camaro one time and described it as rough. That description is spot on. If you had of tried to throw a dead body in the trunk, it would have fallen out and hit the road. Floor pans you ask......Yeah, ask Fred Flintstone...:lol:

[Fasglas]

CORVETTE FOR SALE... (Missing some parts)


http://www.ohiolemonlaw.com/files/2513/9656/9418/sf-RearClip.jpg

[ApexOversteer]

They forgot a few....


"Never seen rain." - Yeah, because cars don't have eyes.

"Reliable" - You can rely on it to break down.

"Drive Anywhere" - Anywhere but here, please...

"Adult Owned" - Adult abused.

"Never Raced" - At a sanctioned facility.

"Pro Built" - Yeah, I paid for this.

"Show Car" - It'll show your friends how much of a moron you are for buying it.

"Desirable" - I desire that it be gone from my life.

[Mike Mercury]

They forgot a few....
"Never Raced" - At a sanctioned facility.



:funny:

[MrPeabody]

Lots of extra parts...Get all this shit out of my garage, please.

Patina...Rust