Very Politically incorrect jokes

[VITE1]

(1) I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing to you while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil.

(2) Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its ****ing hilarious.

(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?

(4) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

(5) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm ****in' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

(7) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

(8) I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer

[J S Machine]

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[Datawiz]

:rofl:

[thkauffman]

Just damn...

[FRISKY]

The funny was there. :lolsmile:

[Z06PDQ]

Trycoxagain :lolsmile:

[GRN ENVY]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Me2]

Yep, for sure politically incorrect, but I still :lolsmile:.

[jaxgator]

:rofl:

[DAB]

I hated biology too.

[joecaver]

:lol:

[Flatbush Harry]

:lolsmile:

yaHrr

[F40]

Thanks those were good:rofl: I needed a good laugh:rofl:

[MEANZ06]

:rofl:

[Olustee bus]

I found them disgusting. therefore, I copied and emailed to my special friends.

[Blademaker]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Cozmo]

:lolsmile::lolsmile:

[navyndi2]

:lol:

[6spdC6]

(1) I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing to you while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil.

(2) Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its ****ing hilarious.

(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?

(4) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

(5) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm ****in' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

(7) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

(8) I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer


Very good:cheers:

Number 8 while is very funny will not be laughed by a lot of people as its way too true in a lot of places!

[themonk]

1) White men can't jump. :lolsmile:

Wait a minute, that's not a joke, it's a fact. Sorry, my bad.

[Meeko87]

:lolsmile: non pc humor tends to be the funniest, glad this a non butt hurt forum. :cheers:

[Defib1961]

(1) I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing to you while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil.

(2) Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its ****ing hilarious.

(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?

(4) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

(5) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm ****in' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

(7) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

(8) I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer

Damn..just damn. :lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

[Truck Guy]

:lolsmile::lolsmile:

[HeatherO]

:lol::lol::lol:

[78SA]

:lolsmile: non pc humor tends to be the funniest, glad this a non butt hurt forum. :cheers:

:iagree::lolsmile:

[boracayjohnny]

Damn..just damn. :lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

That's the one I thought was the funniest.

[MEC5LADY]

:lolsmile::leaving:

[jaxgator]

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

That's the one I thought was the funniest.

:iagree: That one got me :rofl:

[mrvette]

I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer

I can assure you it WAS, 25 years ago, ....

:lol:

[BADRACR1]

1) White men can't jump. :lolsmile:

Wait a minute, that's not a joke, it's a fact. Sorry, my bad.

Or dance! :dance:

Number 2 is my favorite.

[snide]

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

[RedLS1GTO]

#2 :lolsmile:

[Chris Fowler]

I think I got most of those in an email from my dad the other day. :lolsmile: