mrvette
12-04-2011, 1:21pm
Why I"m depressed.....
Over 5000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, 'Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land'.....
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, 'Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.....
Today, Obama has stolen our shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!! I was SO depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc......I called a Suicide Hotline...I had to press 1 for English, I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan, I told them I was suicidal....They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... :dance::sadangel::cert:
Over 5000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, 'Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land'.....
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, 'Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.....
Today, Obama has stolen our shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!! I was SO depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc......I called a Suicide Hotline...I had to press 1 for English, I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan, I told them I was suicidal....They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... :dance::sadangel::cert: