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Some Jewish humor...
A large predominantly Jewish neighborhood in New York built it's own community theater. One evening the neighborhood was enjoying a play at the theater. Suddenly, near the end of the play, the male lead collapsed on stage.
There were lots of doctors in the audience (of course), and they all rushed onto the stage to try to help the actor. The audience grows completely silent as the doctors take the man's vital signs and try to diagnose him. Suddenly there is a shout from a woman at the rear of the audience: "Give him an enema!". The doctors ignore her and continue to try to help the man. The woman shouts again: "Give him an enema!". The man's condition deteriorates, and the woman again shouts, "Give him an enema!". One of the doctors stands up and adresses the woman: "Ma'am, we're trying to help this man, and he's near death. Why do you thing that giving him an enema would help?". "Vell, it vouldn't hurt...", she replied. |
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Yeah, I missed that one...
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That's verklempt.
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I need some copper wire. I'm going to go to that neighborhood and drop a penny on the ground
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.....that's meshugeneh kop.
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Relax and have some Jewish Whine. That's when the Princess cries "I want a mink coat!"
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Don't get it.
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So Ot is in a thread when Spence collapses from failure. Knooger screams from the back, "I'll give him an enema."
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You've obviously never been around Jewish people very much. If you tell a Jewish mother that you haven't been felling well lately, she will work into the conservation, "So...how are your bowels?". Really. It doesn't matter if you have a pain in your arm or a splinter in your foot. In the traditional Jewish world (at least of stereotypes) the bowels are the root of all sicknesses and ills. And, "Vell, it vouldn't hurt" is another oft-repeated Jewish comment, whether it's having an enema for a headache or praying to [whomever] for forgiveness.
I'm not Jewish. Perhaps our Jewish brothers (with a sense of humor) can enlighten us more. |
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