A little C4 Fun

[Frizlefrak]

You know you're a C4 driver when.....

1. You live in mortal fear of Wal-Mart bags on the road.
2. People in 5 year old Hyundais that are worth more than your car stop and tell you "must be nice to able to afford a Corvette".
3. You find yourself flogging your L98 to keep up with your wife in the minivan as you follow her to work.
4. You needed 15 stitches on your arm after changing a tail light bulb on your 87.
5. You check and recheck the targa bolts 12 times so you won't join the FRC (Flying Roof Club)
6. You take out a second mortgage on your house for weatherstripping.
7. You are more worried about Optispark failure than your cholesterol.
8. You snub C5 owners in traffic secretly hoping they'll initiate "the wave"
9. You've had a recent nightmare involving heater core failure.
10. You're a C4Gen refugee, and suddenly find yourself addicted to "The Barn"



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[Dogfish246]

Your smile is from ear to ear and wont go away while in the C4

[Taurus]

11. You convince yourself that your car is tight and free of rattles and squeaks by turning up the radio.
12. You can no longer walk upright from getting in and out of your C4.
13. You come to accept the fact that your car was designed from a door stop.
14. You find out that wheels CAN be put on backwards.

[C4fan]

15. You've invested $12,000 in a car that you paid $7,000 for and will be worth $6,000 by next year.

[Frizlefrak]

16. You tell people you changed a fuel pump in 20 minutes and they laugh and call you a liar.

[Sweet 90]

17) We still have our own teeth and do not require Viagara

[socalman]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

16. You tell people you changed a fuel pump in 20 minutes and they laugh and call you a liar.

18. You tell people you changed your distributor cap (opti) and it took you the weekend, they laugh and call you an idiot.

[socalman]

19. How fast does it go? oh, 150-160. Depending on traffic.

[Sweet 90]

20) There are at least 50 1983 Vettes owners now

[Sweet 90]

21) We also have world famous trolls

[j-vette]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

17) We still have our own teeth and do not require Viagara

[Taurus]

22. Your car's color is named after a men's cologne.

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by Taurus

22. Your car's color is named after a men's cologne.

Aqua Velva??

[socalman]

Originally Posted by Taurus

22. Your car's color is named after a men's cologne.

and here I though it was named after the Road Apples left on the field

[PLRX]

23. Even though hundreds of C4 owners already installed a 160 thermostats a noob C4 owner would ask again to re-affirm its potential.

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

Aqua Velva??

No silly.....Stetson.

Wait....those come in a variety of colors....must be aqua velva

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

No silly.....Stetson.

Wait....those come in a variety of colors....must be aqua velva

[Frizlefrak]

Originally Posted by PLRX

BAN HIM!!!!

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

BAN HIM!!!!

I'm going to buy a jack stand and will paint it green. Everytime I attend a Corvette event I will put it next to my Vette.

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Personally, I am offended.