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02-03-2020, 7:28pm | #1 | ||||||
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Advice? Looking for teleportation device . . .
Nothing fancy, I have no interest in zooming around the universe or any shit like that. I'm thinking totally Earth-bound here. Pop in to see my son in Boston, daughter in CA, my wife will want to see her Dad and brother in FLA, and sister in Holland, stuff like that, so short range of like 3500 miles is sufficient.
Doesn't have to be new, but would prefer one that folks haven't puked in dozens of times if you know what I mean. Budget of about $10,000 - $15,000, could maybe stretch that a little for the right unit. Have been checking local Craigslist for a while, and haven't really found anything. Any guidance is greatly appreciated. Thanks! |
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Ask Douggie. Over there. 覧覧覧覧覧覧覧>
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Dude, that is SO 2014. Tassels is where it痴 at; IC told me.
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Teleportation is so 1916. Tesla messed up a few times, just sayin'. What you want is astral projection (whatever you want to call it), which is actually a thing that the government did for years, said they quit doing it, but lied. If you want more information, I can direct you to various sources. Your mileage may vary.
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You need a large scanner and fax on your end and a fax and 3d printer on the other end.
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Can the OP teleport back to the gay pride forums and not come back?
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