The Night Owl thread . . .

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Bruze telling his Dear Penthouse stories. Stick around, maybe he’ll post photos to go with them.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

[Bruze]

So at night the “Night Owl” thread dies?

What are you left coast guys doing? Jerking off to gay porn?

[snide]

Originally Posted by Cool 50th AE

We need @03 A/E to keep this thread moving in the morning.


He gets up at 5am.

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Is @03 A/E Coupe a member here?

Doesn’t look like it.

@A/E

[Bruze]

Only farmers and bakers go to bed at 9 PM.

What’s your left coast homos’ excuse?

[Bruze]

Candy Loving, Playboy Playmate, January 1977. They are 36 F, same as DDD.

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[Raazor]

Originally Posted by Bruze

Only farmers and bakers go to bed at 9 PM.

What’s your left coast homos’ excuse?

I've been hitting the sack around 8:30

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Raazor

I've been hitting the sack around 8:30

Well everybody (except city slickers) knows that chickens head for the roost by dusk.

[Raazor]

Originally Posted by Bruze

Well everybody (except city slickers) knows that chickens head for the roost by dusk.

9:30 and still up

[IB4TL]

Originally Posted by Raazor

I've been hitting the sack around 8:30

Nut sack tan

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Raazor

9:30 and still up

Watch out for the . . .

[Bruze]

Twitter

[ZipZap]

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[A/E]

Gotta check my messages moar frequently

I've been ~ ed for and other various ~ ever increasing infractions ~ despite trying to give the illusion of an altruistic and caring person over thar

Daylight Savings Time got me an Extra Hour of Insomnia and Late Night Mayhen to contend with ~

They key to getting by with only 2 hours of sleep a day is to get really shitfaced blottoed to extent where your Brain Activity actually ceases ~

You don't dream ~ don't toss and turn ~ just Crash Deep from 3 to 4:30 AM ~

Then when ya get up so as to not pizz the beds ~ start Chuggin Coffeee excess and get ready to repeat the 20 to 22.5 Hour Awake Cycle

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by A/E

Gotta check my messages moar frequently

I've been ~ ed for and other various ~ ever increasing infractions ~ despite trying to give the illusion of an altruistic and caring person over thar

Daylight Savings Time got me an Extra Hour of Insomnia and Late Night Mayhen to contend with ~

They key to getting by with only 2 hours of sleep a day is to get really shitfaced blottoed to extent where your Brain Activity actually ceases ~

You don't dream ~ don't toss and turn ~ just Crash Deep from 3 to 4:30 AM ~

Then when ya get up so as to not pizz the beds ~ start Chuggin Coffeee excess and get ready to repeat the 20 to 22.5 Hour Awake Cycle

wut

[Cool 50th AE]

Originally Posted by Bruze

wut

He was put in camp because he posted unacceptable bewb pics?

I think that's the jist.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Cool 50th AE

He was put in camp because he posted unacceptable bewb pics?

I think that's the jist.

But during the day?

This thread is just for the dark hours.

[Torqaholic]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

Jungle Pam

My wife was named Pam. Looked almost exactly like that (until she hit her 30's). Fun while it lasted.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Bruze telling his Dear Penthouse stories. Stick around, maybe he’ll post photos to go with them.

Okay you filthy pigs, here we go with an update. Funny that someone revived this thread today.

From post #110 on September 13:

Originally Posted by Bruze

Since I posted that she has miscarried. Her husband got physical, she fell on the coffee table, and passed the baby that night in their bathroom. It was only a couple of inches long.

She has two grown daughters, but she told me she's had numerous miscarriages; I don't know if they were before, between, or after her girls.

I have not heard from her since the end of July, but as of then she'd moved out and had been to court several times. I'm not going to bother her, she knows my number if she wants to yak.

She's Ukrainian and came to this country when she was 11. Even after all those years she is still very nervous about courts and the laws here, and she doesn't understand a lot of words and idioms that we all use daily (FTR, her accent is very sexy). Including English, she knows five languages.

She's already been through one divorce and got hosed in my opinion, because she didn't stand up for herself or didn't know how because of the language problem.

I'd heard nothing from her since the end of July this year, assuming she was back with hubby, and I'm enough of a gentleman to leave her alone. But her BD was in early October so I sent her a text with an image of a personalized BD cake. She responded right away, and was vacationing with hubby, the love affair was red hot again. Okay, lol.

So I left her alone again. But they had been through so much shit, her husband aborting their kid by slamming her against the coffee table (documented here earlier), court dates, her moving out and living with friends/neighbors, that I didn't think it could last. I've been through enough shit myself to know that there is a point reached where you cannot put Humpty Dumpty back together again. And they had long ago reached that point IMO.

So this morning, out of the blue, she hits me with a phone call. She left him again and was out hunting for a trailer to buy to live in, WTF? I was headed out the door and told her to call me back tonight, but she hasn't yet.

So @Steve_R, that's where the Penthouse story is at the moment.

I hesitated doing this before, but decided to post some pix of her so y'all know she isn't some ugly sweathog -- she turned 46 a month ago. Enjoy, and then STFU.

As I noted before, she is Ukrainian and has a very sexy accent.

Two years ago at a bar, it was her birthday. Yes, that's my arm around her:





In early 2021 I took her out a couple times in the Vette. She blew her knee out that winter skiing:

[Steve_R]

I hope you’re hitting that. Repeatedly.