1st; Anybody have a bread maker? & 2nd; How tall are you?

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by Knooger

That's basically a butthole. That's where poops come from. Fun Fun Fun

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[Knooger]

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe

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One Knooger, one girl and one cup.

[The_Dude]

Originally Posted by Knooger

That's basically a butthole. That's where poops come from. Yuck!

I have something to plug it up for a few seconds.

[Knooger]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

I have something to plug it up for a few seconds.

You'd be intending to plug it, but just end up lubing it.

[The_Dude]

Originally Posted by Knooger

You'd be intending to plug it, but just end up lubing it.

[Cool 50th AE]

Originally Posted by Knooger

don't forget to have some fap sessions in there as well.

Any way to incorporate that into the ingredients?

[Knooger]

Originally Posted by Cool 50th AE

Any way to incorporate that into the ingredients?

Not recommended unless you're making an order for UD.

[JRD77VET]

Since when did bread making machine come with height restrictions?


No, about 5'-10" now

[snide]

Originally Posted by kingpin

No knead bread FTW.
I've been making baguettes for the most part lately.

14 ounces cool water
1/4 tsp instant yeast
1.5 tsp salt
1 tbsp olive oil
3.5 cups bread flour or AP.

Add water and yeast and stir.
Add salt and stir.
Add olive oil and stir.
Add flour and stir for one minute until shaggy with the handle of wooden spoon.

I don't know what this means.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by snide

I don't know what this means.

Think Scooby Doo.

[Cool 50th AE]

Found this recipe and attempting to recreate it.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/...e-cream-bread/


Edit:
Is bread flour the same as self-rising flour?

[FLEXjs]

Originally Posted by Cool 50th AE

Edit:
Is bread flour the same as self-rising flour?

Mrs Flex says no.

She says self rising flour is all purpose flour with baking powder and salt added.

[Cool 50th AE]

Originally Posted by FLEXjs

Mrs Flex says no.

She says self rising flour is all purpose flour with baking powder and salt added.

Wish I knew that before I tried this.

Here is what that recipe looks like.
Not really bread might taste good otherwise.

[MadInNc]

Have bread maker, haven’t used in ~15 yrs.

Make my own Pizza Dough, Banana Bread etc.

6’

[boracayjohnny]

What's a bread maker? Is that something I can get delivered too?

5footnothing and, I might add, 300 lbs of sugary, gooey, ham handles.