4.8 earthquake in Tri State area

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Anyone know where she is today??

I know where the hideous beast doth blubber about.... Where's GEODON's house?

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I know where the hideous beast doth blubber about.... Where's GEODON's house?

If she is at his house, I hope his decor are those concrete bus benches.

[Anjdog2003]

And your little world got all shook up for 10 seconds. Where's Dr. Phil?

[MadInNc]

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[Onebadcad]

Definitely needs to be brought in for questioning:

[Onebadcad]

May be an accomplice??

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Anyone know where she is today??

At the center of the galaxy?

https://weather.com/science/space/ne...SAAEgKQFPD_BwE

[Mick]

I am about 25 miles East of the epicenter. My wife and I were taking our dog for a walk, and didn't feel anything. One of our neighbors came out and said "did you just feel that?" We were like: No.

[Aerovette]

Monday Whoopie is going to stand directly in front of Lizzo and we will all need to remember not to look directly at the phenomenon.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Red Baron

Hope she doesn't blackout at the last minute.

That's waysiss

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Red Baron

Move up here to Coos Bay, Or. I'll prove you wrong in five minutes.

For years, the house behind mine had two lesbian women living in it. When they moved in, they were both "My 600 pound Life" big, with one being even bigger than the other. I think both were bigger than your picture above. The smaller one would occasionally venture out for food shopping, the other was basically a shut-in.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Red Baron

Imagine the calorie count it would require to get one of those (just the smaller one) up off the couch and into the car. Forget any other activities...

There are lots of things I have heard about the morbidly obese that I believe are true, but don't like to think about. For example, if someone is as fat as the woman in your picture, their arms are not long enough to reach around all that fat to wipe their ass. The difficulties with other daily chores that most of us handle seamlessly are also something I don't care to think about.

They were actually good neighbors. They basically NEVER went outside, never made any noise, never complained about anything, etc.

[Mick]

We just had another small earthquake at my house. Only lasted a few seconds, I was in the bathroom and really heard it more than felt it. Wife said the plants were rocking on the kitchen table.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

[Mick]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

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You laugh, but we had two major airports on full ground stop, and I heard a woman in Brooklyn had a spinach souffle fall from the shaking!

The struggle is real.

[Swany00]

fkn pussies that wasn't even a fart

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Mick

You laugh, but we had two major airports on full ground stop, and I heard a woman in Brooklyn had a spinach souffle fall from the shaking!

The struggle is real.

This is just like how you East Coast bangers laugh at people in SoCal who freak out and forget how to drive when it rains.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

[Mick]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

This is just like how you East Coast bangers laugh at people in SoCal who freak out and forget how to drive when it rains.

Who says that?

I think it is a little funny how we are having these big press conferences with all kinds of "executives" and big government officials blabbing on and on about all the wonderful things they are doing because the ground shook a little for a few seconds. I'm guessing they all had these "protocols" in place from the last earthquake in the area (2002 IIRC?) so they have been waiting more than 2 decades to toot their own horn about it.

I figure it is about the same as sub-zero temperatures around here. Do we get them? Yeah, but it happens so rarely that it becomes newsworthy.

[Torqaholic]

[Dundee]That's not a earthquake. This is a earthquake. [/Dundee]