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Old 06-02-2014, 6:55pm   #1
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I should've said getting "old" instead of "older", but I'm just not ready to admit that yet. About 2:30 at work today, I felt a bout of diarrhea coming on, rushed to the bath room, and it was explosive. I also was sweating and nauseated. I went home an hour later, just in time for Round 2. Then Round 3. At 6:00 I felt better but tired and a little hungry.

I ate a small plain dinner of a grilled hamburger patty, home-made bread, and water. Threw it up 20 minutes later. Now I'm exhausted, ready to sleep. It's not even 7:00 p.m. If a crazed burglar barged in the house, I guess I could put him down with my fists, but who knows? I might just throw up on him.

I'm not even horny. This is so sad.
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I should've said getting "old" instead of "older", but I'm just not ready to admit that yet. About 2:30 at work today, I felt a bout of diarrhea coming on, rushed to the bath room, and it was explosive. I also was sweating and nauseated. I went home an hour later, just in time for Round 2. Then Round 3. At 6:00 I felt better but tired and a little hungry.

I ate a small plain dinner of a grilled hamburger patty, home-made bread, and water. Threw it up 20 minutes later. Now I'm exhausted, ready to sleep. It's not even 7:00 p.m. If a crazed burglar barged in the house, I guess I could put him down with my fists, but who knows? I might just throw up on him.

I'm not even horny. This is so sad.
Doesn't sound like an age problem, sounds like you may have some kind of bug
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Old 06-02-2014, 7:00pm   #3
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Doesn't sound like an age problem, sounds like you may have some kind of bug
Maybe. But I've been through this before several time in the last few years. Docs dismiss it as, "Shit happens when you get older."
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Are you sure it's not something cardiac? A coworker had the exact same symptoms at work one day and continued to work. My boss finally got her to go to the ER where they discovered she was having an MI
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Are you sure it's not something cardiac? A coworker had the exact same symptoms at work one day and continued to work. My boss finally got her to go to the ER where they discovered she was having an MI
No, that's been ruled out by my cardiologist. Good advice, though.
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Well at least for your next colonoscopy you won't need movi-prep,,,
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Spence is sick and not horny. Wild Barbies rule the streets!

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Please don't fall off the toilet. Have you tried sipping ginger ale?
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Are you sure it's not something cardiac? A coworker had the exact same symptoms at work one day and continued to work. My boss finally got her to go to the ER where they discovered she was having an MI
Michigan?
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Myocardial Infarction aka heart attack.
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Myocardial Infarction aka heart attack.
I knew that, I was just trying to be a smartass.
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Gawd...I hate getting older...






Yeah, well, it's certainly better than the alternative.....
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Seems the older we get, the more sensitive our systems get. Doesn't take much to tear my stomach and GI up. 25 years ago, I could eat anything with no worries.
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