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Old 06-26-2011, 6:36pm   #41
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That is not "my" wallpaper. That is "wife's" wallpaper.
I just hate wallpaper.
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:07pm   #42
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there are MEN at this baby shower
OMG. Men. At a baby shower. Every single one of them has tasted their own spuz. As a matter of fact, I bet the Docker wearing douchemonkies are having a little jism tasting party as we speak.

"Pssst, Bruce! I left some ejaculate on the bathroom sink for you!"

"Awesome Andrew! You're the best!"

"Next round, I will pound out a load, and you can mix YOUR spewage with MY spewage. Here. Use this swizzle stick from Amanda's cocktail sausages to stir it up!"

"Fabulous idea! Should we ask Byrne to join? He works out a lot. I bet his goo tastes yummy!"
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:08pm   #43
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OMG. Men. At a baby shower. Every single one of them has tasted their own spuz. As a matter of fact, I bet the Docker wearing douchemonkies are having a little jism tasting party as we speak.

"Pssst, Bruce! I left some ejaculate on the bathroom sink for you!"

"Awesome Andrew! You're the best!"

"Next round, I will pound out a load, and you can mix YOUR spewage with MY spewage. Here. Use this swizzle stick from Amanda's cocktail sausages to stir it up!"

"Fabulous idea! Should we ask Byrne to join? He works out a lot. I bet his goo tastes yummy!"
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:12pm   #44
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OMG. Men. At a baby shower. Every single one of them has tasted their own spuz. As a matter of fact, I bet the Docker wearing douchemonkies are having a little jism tasting party as we speak.

"Pssst, Bruce! I left some ejaculate on the bathroom sink for you!"

"Awesome Andrew! You're the best!"

"Next round, I will pound out a load, and you can mix YOUR spewage with MY spewage. Here. Use this swizzle stick from Amanda's cocktail sausages to stir it up!"

"Fabulous idea! Should we ask Byrne to join? He works out a lot. I bet his goo tastes yummy!"
here I assumed they would be talking about wines & cheeses
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:25pm   #45
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here I assumed they would be talking about wines & cheeses
And horse semen.
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:29pm   #46
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Stroll into the room naked, holding an assault rifle.

I promise they will leave.

Quickly.
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:31pm   #47
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Go mingle with the crowd. Burp and fart a lot while drinking whiskey right out of the bottle. Sounds like you are already dressed properly.
All while scratching your junk and listening to rasslin on the big TV will get them outta there quicker.
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:38pm   #48
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All while scratching your junk and listening to rasslin on the big TV will get them outta there quicker.
I slipped in a CD of "There Stands the Glass." I've never seen such confused WTFs in my life!


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Old 06-26-2011, 7:38pm   #49
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I'd walk around naked.
And collect numbers
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:40pm   #50
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I promise they will leave.

Quickly.
Wearing a leather mask
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