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Old 06-26-2011, 4:10pm   #21
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So, just walk up to her with my camers and say, "May I share a pic of your fat azzed, saggy titted, ice pick damaged face, and thunder thighs body with my friends?"
what's the downside?
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So, just walk up to her with my camers and say, "May I share a pic of your fat azzed, saggy titted, ice pick damaged face, and thunder thighs body with my friends?"
The Austin Indiana homecoming queen is at your house?
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what's the downside?
The downside is she outweighs me by 200#. Those big girls have a lot of muscle from carrying that much weight. And some of them are surprisingly fast. And I'm a chickenshit about getting my face bludgeoned.
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pics or it didn't happen
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The last vestige of the hangers-on:
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The last vestige of the hangers-on:
there are MEN at this baby shower?

how fu@king metro sexual faggottry gay are these men in their pressed Dockers?
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how fu@king metro sexual faggottry gay are these men in their pressed Dockers?
This.
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how fu@king metro sexual faggottry gay are these men in their pressed Dockers?
Yes, and they seemed to be having a good time. You can understand why I passed.
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Yes, and they seemed to be having a good time. You can understand why I passed.
how fuking gay are American men becoming?

throughout my ENTIRE life...I have never even been near a baby shower.

I wouldn't even want to drop off my wife there, as to be seen on the same street in my truck as the location of the baby shower.

Hell, I wouldn't even want to take my wife to the store for her to shop for the baby shower gift.

And, if we were out and about and she happened to buy the baby shower gift...the gift would have to ride home in the bed of the pickup. any bs and the purchaser will ride back there with.

Evan as a kid...when there was a baby shower in the family...my dad and the other old guys would make damn sure I was with them over some uncles house...watching the game and sneaking a beer.

men at a baby shower. WTF? your street is probably full of Volvo's and Subaru's.
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The downside is she outweighs me by 200#. Those big girls have a lot of muscle from carrying that much weight. And some of them are surprisingly fast. And I'm a chickenshit about getting my face bludgeoned.
that would make a great movie!!
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when I came back to my computer room, there were 5 people in it. I sat down at my computer, and they left. They kinda stared at me
100 people in your home and this 5 in your computer room. Hmmmmm, I wonder what they were about to do. Hmmmmm. I think they stared at you because they were paranoid.
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Ok here's what you do---google "clucking hens" and turn up the volume on the computer or on your iPhone.
L/MM

Yes I know I'm a girl and I have given and attended many a baby shower!
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Ok here's what you do---google "clucking hens" and turn up the volume on the computer or on your iPhone.
L/MM

Yes I know I'm a girl and I have given and attended many a baby shower!
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The last vestige of the hangers-on:
Your wallpaper sucks.
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I thought baby's got BATHS not showers.....

that was NOT my department....I know NOTHING.....


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You want to star in it? As the bludgeonee?
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That is not "my" wallpaper. That is "wife's" wallpaper.
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Did ya do it or did ya chicken out?
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Did ya do it or did ya chicken out?
Let me put it like this: I'm 5'11", 175#. She was 5'9", 275, arms the size of my thighs, thighs the size of my waist (if not bigger), and she didn't appear to have a sense of humor.
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