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Old 06-26-2011, 1:37am   #1
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I smell like them right now.

I went out with my buddies to celebrate my birthday. We started out at Twin Peaks to grab a bite to eat and then ended up at the strip club. One of the strippers I was talking to found out it was my birthday so I got to go on stage for "Showtime" where you get a short lap dance from every stripper in the place. By the end of that, I was covered in stripper smell.

I guess I'm getting old, because at the end of the night all I could think was "THIS MUSIC IS WAAAAAAY TO F'N LOUD!!!" My ears are still ringing. Why they crank that crap music that loud is beyond me.

I think I'm good on the strip club thing for another 5+ years, but it was a fun night.
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Old 06-26-2011, 5:12am   #2
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Old 06-26-2011, 5:47am   #3
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I never could understand why bands of any type always think they have to out shout the whole damn joint....can't even have a talk with your sweetie/date/buddies.....

and that GOD DAMN MUZAK in the stores.....playing the most stupid vapid highly irritating noise they can find.....it's everywhere....

so everyone has to shout like a prison voice just to be heard by the person nearby......
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I guess I'm getting old, because at the end of the night all I could think was "THIS MUSIC IS WAAAAAAY TO F'N LOUD!!!" My ears are still ringing. Why they crank that crap music that loud is beyond me.
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I never could understand why bands of any type always think they have to out shout the whole damn joint....can't even have a talk with your sweetie/date/buddies.....

and that GOD DAMN MUZAK in the stores.....playing the most stupid vapid highly irritating noise they can find.....it's everywhere....

so everyone has to shout like a prison voice just to be heard by the person nearby......
I suddenly feel like I'm 90.

















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Old 06-26-2011, 7:56am   #5
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So what you are saying is you smell like tuna? Happy Birthday
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Old 06-26-2011, 7:57am   #6
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I smell like them right now.

I went out with my buddies to celebrate my birthday. We started out at Twin Peaks to grab a bite to eat and then ended up at the strip club. One of the strippers I was talking to found out it was my birthday so I got to go on stage for "Showtiime" where you get a short lap dance from every stripper in the place. By the end of that, I was covered in stripper smell.

I guess I'm getting old, because at the end of the night all I could think was "THIS MUSIC IS WAAAAAAY TO F'N LOUD!!!" My ears are still ringing. Why they crank that crap music that loud is beyond me.

I'm think I'm good on the strip club thing for another 5+ years, but it was a fun night.
You know what they say about music? "If it's too loud, you're too old."
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Old 06-26-2011, 8:25am   #7
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So what you are saying is you smell like tuna? Happy Birthday
In all fairness, you gotta mix some cheap, flowery perfume in with that tuna to be 100% correct Not that I would know from personal experience or anything
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So what you are saying is you smell like tuna? Happy Birthday
nope

the smell is a mix of cheap perfume...booze & cocaine.

God bless them
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Old 06-26-2011, 8:39am   #9
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nope

the smell is a mix of cheap perfume...booze & cocaine.

God bless them
Maybe the key to a stripper's heart would be to slip a bottle of Coco in her g-string instead of a couple of Washingtons
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Maybe the key to a stripper's heart would be to slip a bottle of Coco in her g-string instead of a couple of Washingtons
Cocoa?
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Old 06-26-2011, 8:49am   #11
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Happy Birthday, might need to take a bath with a little bleach to get that smell off.
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Cocoa?
As in Chanel

Now if some chick slipped a cocoa into MY banana hammock, that'd be the key to my heart
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You'll be finding glitter for a few weeks...
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I miss the smell of stripper in the morning.
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You know what they say about music? "If it's too loud, you're too old."



Huh! What did you say, speak up.
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You know what they say about music? "If it's too loud, you're too old."
It was stupid loud. The waitress even made a comment about it. My ears are still not right this morning.

This place was probably about 1500SQFT. You could stand in the middle of it and yell as loud as you wanted and only a handful of people would hear you. Stupid.
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the smell is a mix of cheap perfume...booze & cocaine.
This man speaks the truth.
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It was stupid loud. The waitress even made a comment about it. My ears are still not right this morning.

This place was probably about 1500SQFT. You could stand in the middle of it and yell as loud as you wanted and only a handful of people would hear you. Stupid.
and yet, people go there of their own free will....stupid.
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You'll be finding glitter for a few weeks...
Fact.

and false nails in your bed.

and checks missing from the center of your checkbook.

and weird messages on your machine at odd hours of the morning.
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So you smell like dozens of other mens jizz is what you're saying.
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