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Old 02-10-2014, 4:35pm   #1
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Before I clicked, those items were my first thoughts!
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Throw in super glue and you have a first aid kit too
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Through in a rubber and you have porn kit.
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How often do you restock it?
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How often do you restock it?
You don't. Just flush it out and relube it! Vette approved if you use Mobil 1.
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You don't. Just flush it out and relube it! Vette approved if you use Mobil 1.
And if you stretch it out and it keeps falling off , you have the duct tape to keep it on......Damn, Duke with a rubber being held on with duct tape, I hope I can get that picture out of my mind real soon.....WW
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And if you stretch it out and it keeps falling off , you have the duct tape to keep it on......Damn, Duke with a rubber being held on with duct tape, I hope I can get that picture out of my mind real soon.....WW
Hell...I have to stretch it to get it on. I wish I could find a larger size than this

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Hell...I have to stretch it to get it on. I wish I could find a larger size than this

Yeah, but you do know they aren't effective when you cut breathing holes in them.
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It looks like the way to fix a thread in C4 is to have the rat post. It stops us dead.

It's been 4 days. I'm going to click off soon
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It looks like the way to fix a thread in C4 is to have the rat post. It stops us dead.

It's been 4 days. I'm going to click off soon
I think the posse got re"posse"ssed for non payment of timely postings. The dog turned traitor and sold his C4. The cat either got snowed under in Canada or buried in the sand in Mexico and who knows what happened to the rest of the reprobates!
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What really happened to the posse:

An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief.

The chief says to the cowboy, "You going die, but we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off.

Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy.

The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think one thing."

The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the back.

Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.

The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die tomorrow ... can only think one thing."

The last day comes, and the chief says, "This last wish, white man. What want?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it!

P-O-S-S-E!"
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Ouch! For a smaller crowd, it's getting to be a tougher crowd! Better watch it or I'll post one every day!
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Ouch! For a smaller crowd, it's getting to be a tougher crowd! Better watch it or I'll post one every day!
God help us all
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Ouch! For a smaller crowd, it's getting to be a tougher crowd! Better watch it or I'll post one every day!
Bring it on! This forum needs a little excitement since the "pet store" closed and now all we have is a special on rats!
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