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Old 11-30-2023, 12:10pm   #1
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The second hour is free.
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Mmmm...at my age Viagra is my friend. A couple of weeks ago I overdosed and the doctor said I took as much as they give the donkey for the second act in the Tijuana show.
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The second hour is free.
Pretty sure she won't be collecting for the first hour, so
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She won't steal your wallet.
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But you can bet no one is going back to retrieve their first deposit


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You gonna need a straw if you want your deposit back
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But you can bet no one is going back to retrieve their first deposit


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You gonna need a straw if you want your deposit back
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Pretty sure she won't be collecting for the first hour, so
Pros: Save a hundred bucks by grabbing it off the night stand on the way out

Cons: Just robbed a dead woman

Pros: Removing evidence that might incriminate you

Cons: Removing evidence doesn't do much if you don't clean up ALL the evidence
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I don't always kill hookers, sometimes they escape.
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Look what the smell of dead hookers lured in.
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Nothing is good about watching someone who has suffered and fallen so far in life die. Had a friend who was a reormed junkie who was on call to go help anyone else long before fancy agencies. We'd be having a great night, next off to some poor bastard who couldn't hanlde life. He saved many and put them on the road to recovery. But at 18 with zero life expriance what do you say to a woman barely older then yourself as she fades away in your arms?
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Nothing is good about watching someone who has suffered and fallen so far in life die. Had a friend who was a reormed junkie who was on call to go help anyone else long before fancy agencies. We'd be having a great night, next off to some poor bastard who couldn't hanlde life. He saved many and put them on the road to recovery. But at 18 with zero life expriance what do you say to a woman barely older then yourself as she fades away in your arms?



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