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Old 09-15-2017, 5:07pm   #1
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Default Ladies, are any of these bedroom fantasies true?
I read in the internet, which as Abe Lincoln said doesn't lie, that these are fairly common bedroom fantasies of women. Are they?

1. Pleasuring a Cop to Get Out of a Ticket

2. Having a happy ending massage by a masseur

3. “Doing It” with the Pool Boy

4. Getting Spanked By Her Boss for Being Late for Work
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5. Getting it on with Her Dad’s Friend

6. Hiring a Gigolo in Vegas

7. Sleeping with the Groomsman During Her Best Friend’s Wedding

8. Finding a Man Who’s Turned on by Her Love Handles
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9. “Doing the Deed” with Her Kid’s Principal

10. Kissing Her Best Girlfriend
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I'm drinking out of the same type of wine glass in the last pic.
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Does that count?
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I'm drinking out of the same type of wine glass in the last pic.
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Does that count?
Are you male or female...today?
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Are you male or female...today?
Me thinks Hermaphrodite.
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I've never had a pool, but always wanted a pool boy.
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Old 09-17-2017, 3:31am   #7
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I've never had a pool, but always wanted a pool boy.
Should I just stop by, or do I need an appointment?
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That list is unmitigated bullshit. #1, #1 should be butt stuff.
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Old 09-17-2017, 6:37am   #10
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That list is unmitigated bullshit. #1, #1 should be butt stuff.
Just because you take in the butt, doesn't mean all women want it there.
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1 - 9. No

10. Hell No
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1 - 9. No

10. Hell No
Nice to see that not everyone here is twisted.
I would have bet Wendy would be a straight arrow.
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Me thinks that list is the top 10 search results on a some video porn site mostly viewed by guys.
It came from FaceBook.
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Me thinks that list is the top 10 search results on a some video porn site mostly viewed by guys.
Yea these all sound like men's fantasies! How many of these are your fantasies, Larry?
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Not all of them...
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Not all of them...
I was wondering when you'd chime in.
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I'm waiting on Need A Vette's take on the matter.
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...are still fantasies.
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