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Old 03-18-2020, 7:44pm   #1
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Default PSA for you married guys:
So, I was feeling "in the mood" earlier, and asked the wife if she would be into a little intimacy. She said "I really think we should start practicing some social distancing even at home". I said I totally agreed, and that I was way into that myself, so that if I just laid on the bed, she could sit backwards on it, and that way we would never even come face to face. She said "I'm being totally serious here!"

Apparently, "So am I." is NOT an acceptable response there.

If we all stick together, maybe we can get through this.
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Old 03-18-2020, 7:55pm   #2
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Cornhole her.

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Apparently your life sucks.

Our gyms are closed and we are both working from home and I was awakened this morning with a BJ followed by sex.

At 8am.....

Usually we are up at 5am and out the door at 5:45 and in the gym by 6am.

I might be liking this quarantine situation.....
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Old 03-19-2020, 7:35am   #6
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I was awakened this morning with a BJ followed by sex.

At 8am.....
were you wearing those new




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Apparently your life sucks.

Our gyms are closed and we are both working from home and I was awakened this morning with a BJ followed by sex.

At 8am.....

Usually we are up at 5am and out the door at 5:45 and in the gym by 6am.

I might be liking this quarantine situation.....
Kinda says a lot that Gym time is choice #1 and ****ing the FLEX isn't at the top of the list. Just sayin....

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Kinda says a lot that Gym time is choice #1 and ****ing the FLEX isn't at the top of the list. Just sayin....

LOL.

It was my choice to join a gym and start lifting 10 years ago. She just tagged along.

Before that I was woken up every day the way I was yesterday.

I gave up a lot for lifting.....
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LOL.

It was my choice to join a gym and start lifting 10 years ago. She just tagged along.

Before that I was woken up every day the way I was yesterday.

I gave up a lot for lifting.....

ya just proved again Canuckistans are truly a bunch of Dumb Ass'es
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LOL.

It was my choice to join a gym and start lifting 10 years ago. She just tagged along.

Before that I was woken up every day the way I was yesterday.

I gave up a lot for lifting.....
I bet you're rethinking your life choices now, huh?
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I bet you're rethinking your life choices now, huh?

LOL. Sometimes. It was one helluva trade-off. There's still weekends and we don't train on Monday's. So....
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LOL.

It was my choice to join a gym and start lifting 10 years ago. She just tagged along.

Before that I was woken up every day the way I was yesterday.

I gave up a lot for lifting.....
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What? He has a package of hot dogs on the back of his neck!
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What? He has a package of hot dogs on the back of his neck!

And yet I still get laid more than you.

AMAZING!
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There's at least one guy on here that needs to work on "joke identification".
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There's at least one guy on here that needs to work on "joke identification".

Jokes are supposed to be funny.
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