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Old 10-05-2020, 7:52pm   #2021
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WHOA! I’ve been doing it all wrong!

Omg friends, be sure to wear your masks ALL THE TIME How have I missed this logical thinking??

I didn’t write this but it’s on point!

Let's go out to eat, 2020 style...

1. Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz diet Pepsi).

2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask.

*MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!*

3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.

4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting.

5. Sit down.

*SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGE!!!*

6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.

7. Waitress drops off drinks bare handed.

8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you're within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.

9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Don the magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness.

10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today.

11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons.

12. Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum.

13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door - no matter, they're all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers.

14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful.

15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.”
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Old 10-07-2020, 8:41pm   #2023
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I’m not on any side. It was an observation from someone that truly couldn’t give a **** either way
Fantastic. You take the talking points of the most ardent of the left and then claim neutrality.
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Fantastic. You take the talking points of the most ardent of the left and then claim neutrality.
He’s in Canada. As a country they’re left of Bernie Sanders.
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MurraT is a stand up guy. He's just Screwed up in his thinking on Politics.
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MurraT is a stand up guy. He's just Screwed up in his thinking on Politics.
he gud shit

Curly headed dump ****...


but good shit
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he gud shit

Curly headed dump ****...


but good shit




When i talk to him on the phone i can't understand that Winnipegism language. I kept asking him to repeat himself. Plus his wife always yells at him when he's on the phone. She talks like a Marine DI.
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*dumb ****
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he gud shit

Curly headed dump ****...


but good shit
I’d let him carry my golf bag any time.
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When i talk to him on the phone i can't understand that Winnipegism language. I kept asking him to repeat himself. Plus his wife always yells at him when he's on the phone. She talks like a Marine DI.
Have you talked to Strats?
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Have you talked to Strats?




That mojo talked so fast i had to say. "listen you fast talking coonass slow down" once in slowed down i had no problem. He doesn't have much of a cajun accent.
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but good shit
His hair catches flies.
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His hair catches flies.
Get ready for another Meme Tsunami...
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*dumb ****



We saw dump **** but we all know you're a dumb **** so we didn't say anything.
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Old 10-08-2020, 2:37pm   #2036
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F’k all y’all’s....except _Phred, Steve, buzz and Adog....and the rest of you too
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And the sheeple will do it. Idiots.
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Guess you're not so Angry after all.
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