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Old 01-18-2018, 6:07pm   #1
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Default Here is some military speak regarding “Shitholes”...

1. If your C.O. says tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer says don’t waste your time bringing a radio or any other electronic as there is no electricity and there are no signals
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks say your advance includes the Per Diem rate of $8.00/day, for everything
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evac’d” from theater for unknown diseases
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1, Local currency to US Dollars
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
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11. If the "Operations Officer" briefs that the entire unit is going to the range to re-qualify with their individual and crew served weapons even though the unit has just fired for record the month before.
- You might be deploying to a shit hole.

12. If the "Personnel Officer" states that there would be a mandatory session for all assigned to verify Next Of Kin data and that everyone has a Last Will in hand.
- You might be deploying to a shit hole.
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Gamma Globulin felt like a thick liquid and hurt a bit. Now the real deal hurt a lot was Phenergan. I had collected a pretty nasty virus and ended up getting a dose of that. I actually let out a "Fukk!". That shit hurt.

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If the Mobilization Officer says don’t waste your time bringing a radio or any other electronic as there is no electricity and there are no signals
Definitely for the Army or Marines. Even living in Tent City in Iraq, the AF had a Rec Tent with big screens, pool tables, 15 or so PCs for games, and a KBR dude in the corner selling snacks and drinks. Watching the faces of first time visiting, and I might add escorted, Army dudes was always fun. It was like they were just off the bus from Iowa and visiting NYC. The only way to visit the Rec Tent for Army dudes was to be escorted by an AF friend/hookup. We all knew shit would start missing if the Army was left to themselves.

Eight bucks? Damn, where was that? I got $3.50 in Iraq. But I also got all the MREs and "George" from Sri Lanka prepared chow hall food I could eat.
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Gamma Globulin felt like a thick liquid and hurt a bit. Now the real deal hurt a lot was Phenergan. I had collected a pretty nasty virus and ended up getting a dose of that. I actually let out a "Fukk!". That shit hurt.



Definitely for the Army or Marines. Even living in Tent City in Iraq, the AF had a Rec Tent with big screens, pool tables, 15 or so PCs for games, and a KBR dude in the corner selling snacks and drinks. Watching the faces of first time visiting, and I might add escorted, Army dudes was always fun. It was like they were just off the bus from Iowa and visiting NYC. The only way to visit the Rec Tent for Army dudes was to be escorted by an AF friend/hookup. We all knew shit would start missing if the Army was left to themselves.

Eight bucks? Damn, where was that? I got $3.50 in Iraq. But I also got all the MREs and "George" from Sri Lanka prepared chow hall food I could eat.
Ahhh...ye ole Antrhax shot. Always the joy!!
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Ahhh...ye ole Antrhax shot. Always the joy!!
Good ole Uncle with the "One Size Fits All" method. I never had a problem with the Anthrax series. Yet, quite a few folks reported a variety of problems. Case in point, a pilot I knew. Last I talked to him, he still had joint aches, sometimes lethargic feeling, and other problems I've now forgotten. I remember he had like four or five things he could readily tell me.
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Good ole Uncle with the "One Size Fits All" method. I never had a problem with the Anthrax series. Yet, quite a few folks reported a variety of problems. Case in point, a pilot I knew. Last I talked to him, he still had joint aches, sometimes lethargic feeling, and other problems I've now forgotten. I remember he had like four or five things he could readily tell me.
Dude, I saw all kinds of allergic reactions. This one guy who is still in, his arm swoll up bigger than my leg. Freaky man...
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If women and children can be bartered as livestock,
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
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If you are a Marine

-You might be deploying to a shithole.


I saw every shithole in the Middle East, East Africa, and Pacific Rim.
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AND for every shithole we have sent our guys to.....can ANY of you name any lasting positive that has come about for your/groups/our efforts there??

seems to me that ever since WW2 this country has done nothing but piss away our guys/gals and gotten nothing as a result.....Korea, VNam, and now the continuing islam war....

HELL for that matter, all those Hurry-cain relief efforts in the islands like PR/Haiti/etc......much accomplished???

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Old 01-19-2018, 9:57am   #10
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If you can never donate blood after visiting a certain place you have been to a shithole country.
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If the major metropolis has Democrats dominating every level of government and no Republican has won the mayor's race in 20+ years
- You might be deploying to a shithole.
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If your unit sends your dna to the mortuary affairs officer’s office before your unit deploys, you might be going to a shithole.
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"If your C.O. says tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole."
lol..i had a really cool "yellow card" courtesy of US Army medics...They used air guns..1 in each arm..so 2 shots at once..step forward..2 more..for what seemed like 100 yds
I went to a few shitholes
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