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01-18-2018, 6:07pm | #1 | ||||||
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Here is some military speak regarding “Shitholes”...
1. If your C.O. says tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 2. If the Mobilization Officer says don’t waste your time bringing a radio or any other electronic as there is no electricity and there are no signals -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 3. If the Travel Pay folks say your advance includes the Per Diem rate of $8.00/day, for everything -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evac’d” from theater for unknown diseases -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. 10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1, Local currency to US Dollars -You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. |
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11. If the "Operations Officer" briefs that the entire unit is going to the range to re-qualify with their individual and crew served weapons even though the unit has just fired for record the month before.
- You might be deploying to a shit hole. 12. If the "Personnel Officer" states that there would be a mandatory session for all assigned to verify Next Of Kin data and that everyone has a Last Will in hand. - You might be deploying to a shit hole. |
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Gamma Globulin felt like a thick liquid and hurt a bit. Now the real deal hurt a lot was Phenergan. I had collected a pretty nasty virus and ended up getting a dose of that. I actually let out a "Fukk!". That shit hurt.
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Eight bucks? Damn, where was that? I got $3.50 in Iraq. But I also got all the MREs and "George" from Sri Lanka prepared chow hall food I could eat. |
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Good ole Uncle with the "One Size Fits All" method. I never had a problem with the Anthrax series. Yet, quite a few folks reported a variety of problems. Case in point, a pilot I knew. Last I talked to him, he still had joint aches, sometimes lethargic feeling, and other problems I've now forgotten. I remember he had like four or five things he could readily tell me.
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If women and children can be bartered as livestock,
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole. |
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If you are a Marine
-You might be deploying to a shithole. I saw every shithole in the Middle East, East Africa, and Pacific Rim. |
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AND for every shithole we have sent our guys to.....can ANY of you name any lasting positive that has come about for your/groups/our efforts there??
seems to me that ever since WW2 this country has done nothing but piss away our guys/gals and gotten nothing as a result.....Korea, VNam, and now the continuing islam war.... HELL for that matter, all those Hurry-cain relief efforts in the islands like PR/Haiti/etc......much accomplished??? |
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If you can never donate blood after visiting a certain place you have been to a shithole country.
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If the major metropolis has Democrats dominating every level of government and no Republican has won the mayor's race in 20+ years
- You might be deploying to a shithole. |
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If your unit sends your dna to the mortuary affairs officer’s office before your unit deploys, you might be going to a shithole.
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"If your C.O. says tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations
-You might be deploying to a Shit Hole." lol..i had a really cool "yellow card" courtesy of US Army medics...They used air guns..1 in each arm..so 2 shots at once..step forward..2 more..for what seemed like 100 yds I went to a few shitholes |
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