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09-30-2017, 5:23pm
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Body Paint, anyone?
First, I want to give you a little lesson on swimsuit photography lingo:
PRETTY HANDS: An instruction, conveyed in the same singsong voice one might use to talk to a pet parakeet ("Pretty bird, pretty bird") to a model to keep her digits splayed, not gnarled or bent. PEPPERONI: The epicenter of a model's "girls", which are prone to popping out at inopportune times and spoiling an otherwise pristine shot. BALI HA'I: The preferred location of a model's "girls". Antonym: Bali Low. SHAKE 'N BAKE: The combination of sand + water + sun-kissed skin, which results in something resembling a breaded piece of chicken. Desirable on the plate and in ads. |
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Yummy!
on a side note, I still don't understand how the female naked nipple can't be shown, (not only here but basically anywhere) but some how painting it makes it "ok". |
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09-30-2017, 5:58pm
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Keywest, the deviant capital of Florida has an annual body paint festival where they let it all hang out.......
 And some that you wish they's tuck it all back in!  |
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09-30-2017, 6:16pm
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I wonder how many recognized THIS as body paint...
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IB4TL....I saw vagina
  
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Not that there is anything wrong with that of course
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