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Old 12-23-2020, 9:18am   #1
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Default So, I'm obligated to spend time with family for Christmas instead of staying home....
Bah humbug. Can't stand most of the family that got invited to mom's house and I moved out a long time ago to get some peace and quiet.

Looks like I'm loading up on bratwurst, cheese, and beer for the next couple of days just to show my discontent.
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I'm sure they love you just as much as you do them. They're Zooming about you right now.
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I'm sure they love you just as much as you do them. They're Zooming about you right now.
Oddly enough, Dad is with me on this one. He's buying a sack of cheese Krystals for us to have for breakfast.
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Oddly enough, Dad is with me on this one. He's buying a sack of cheese Krystals for us to have for breakfast.


Morning John
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Oddly enough, Dad is with me on this one. He's buying a sack of cheese Krystals for us to have for breakfast.
Don't forget to throw in a dozen hard boiled eggs for aftertaste
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His name, and from Dave Florida ...just add 6pk Budweiser 16s and COVID germs are eliminated within a 650yard radius.
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All I can add to this is, spend as much time with your mom and dad that you can, because one day....that will no longer be an option, and you'll wish you had. Just trust me on this.
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All I can add to this is, spend as much time with your mom and dad that you can, because one day....that will no longer be an option, and you'll wish you had. Just trust me on this.
Not everyone's parents are the Cleavers, some are just bad people. (not mine, mine were/are great, but I have friends whose parents are just horrible human beings).
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Isn't the in laws it's all the other shitbags related to them... No traveling this year for us, wife working too much and I don't need the hasslenof a weekend trip(1500 plus miles round-trip).
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Eat a bag of dicks. Santa will probably leave them as your stocking stuffer this year.

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Good idea. I have no sense of smell and forgot those work wonders.

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All I can add to this is, spend as much time with your mom and dad that you can, because one day....that will no longer be an option, and you'll wish you had. Just trust me on this.
Mom and dad aren't the problem. It's the relatives.... particularly my cousin, her dumbass BF (my former drummer), her two piglets children, and my convicted pedophile uncle. There are more relatives that I don't give a shit about either because I never see or talk to them, but the moment they see me they always want something, want to borrow my truck, etc... **** off.

Last year, one of my Aunts kept pestering me all day about why I'm not married again and settled down. She asked again at the dinner table, I was visibly pissed and had enough and replied, "Because I don't want to live the rest of my life miserable and ready to die at any time like your husband." That question hasn't been asked since by anyone.
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Last year, one of my Aunts kept pestering me all day about why I'm not married again and settled down. She asked again at the dinner table, I was visibly pissed and had enough and replied, "Because I don't want to live the rest of my life miserable and ready to die at any time like your husband." That question hasn't been asked since by anyone.

We don't ask you because

1. No one gives a ****.

2. We know VJ holds a special place for you.
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We don't ask you because

1. No one gives a ****.

2. We know VJ holds a special place for you.
**** you very much. Don't you EVER confuse me for FPD again! Ever!
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Are you telling us that you are not twins?
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**** you very much. Don't you EVER confuse me for FPD again! Ever!
There are pics of you and him on the internet.
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Are you telling us that you are not twins?
I actually get laid by biological human women and I don't have chest hair so, no, we are not twins.
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I actually get laid by biological human women and I don't have chest hair so, no, we are not twins.


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