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Old 04-30-2017, 6:36am   #1
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Remember, always put oil on the black part of a new filter.


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Old 04-30-2017, 8:18am   #2
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Looking at her nails makes the video fairly believable that she may actually do work.
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Old 04-30-2017, 9:42am   #3
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Gotta love a girl who uses lots of shaft lubricant while pumping like hell.
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Old 04-30-2017, 9:46am   #4
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I kept hoping for a wardrobe malfunction.

A nip slip .....something!
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Old 04-30-2017, 9:55am   #5
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She floats my boat.
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Old 04-30-2017, 11:18am   #6
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Neither does mine, oh wait that's probably because I'm my own mechanic .

She didn't seem prepared for all that fluid flying towards her
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Old 04-30-2017, 12:59pm   #7
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Good looking gal, but there are no cuts or burns on her hands-forearms. She ain't no gearhead.
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Old 04-30-2017, 1:19pm   #8
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Good looking gal, but there are no cuts or burns on her hands-forearms. She ain't no gearhead.



I looked for that too.........very minor, but they were there.

It did bug me she referred to the oil filter wrench as the "oil wrench".



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I looked for that too.........very minor, but they were there.

It did bug me she referred to the oil filter wrench as the "oil wrench".



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Why were you looking for cuts and burns
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I would let her check my dip stick
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Old 04-30-2017, 5:58pm   #11
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Why were you looking for cuts and burns
That's all that was left to do after fapping to post #4.

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Old 05-01-2017, 2:34pm   #12
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Can you believe you have to take all that crap off to drain the oil? Boy they have some lousy engineers.
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Old 05-01-2017, 7:58pm   #13
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Can you believe you have to take all that crap off to drain the oil? Boy they have some lousy engineers.
Hey, we could make the drain plug easily accessible........or we could make you have to disassemble half the motor. Now we know what happened to the OptiSpark engineer when GM fired him.
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Super short fingernails lend credence to real tech status. Failure to start and leak check engine before reinstalling covers cries BS. failure to recommend rechecking oil level after initial start cries BS too.
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Use of Sears Crapsman tools cries double BS. I know no person who depends on his/her tools for a living who uses Crapsman tools daily.
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Super short fingernails lend credence to real tech status. Failure to start and leak check engine before reinstalling covers cries BS. failure to recommend rechecking oil level after initial start cries BS too.
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Use of Sears Crapsman tools cries double BS. I know no person who depends on his/her tools for a living who uses Crapsman tools daily.
Also you never tighten an oil filter with the wrench hand tight only. the seal once making contact does not require superhuman strength to prevent it from leaking. Unless its a Fram.
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Before you slam it, Fram it.
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Also you never tighten an oil filter with the wrench hand tight only. the seal once making contact does not require superhuman strength to prevent it from leaking. Unless its a Fram.
You need to tell that to most oil change places The few times I've had my oil changed (traveling, etc) the damn filter is next to impossible to remove the next time
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She needs to shave her arms and paint her toe nails...
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