A guy goes to Vegas...

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and wins big in one of the casinos. To help him celebrate, the casino gives him a night in the penthouse suite. He goes up to the suite, opens the double doors, and enters a three-room suite. The room is nothing but windows, with a fantastic view of the City. The guy drops his bag of money in a chair and stands looking out the windows at the City.

He realizes he is all alone and needs someone to share his good fortune with. He calls down to the desk and tells the clerk to send up one of the best call girls in the City.

About 30 minutes later, there's a knock at the door He opens the door and there is the most gorgeous girl he's ever seen: Ling blonde hair, short red dress, and spiked heels. She walks inside. The guy walks over to the bar and mixes two drinks; he gives one to the girl and drinks one himself. "Now, down to business," he says. "How much is a hand job?".

"Honey," the hooker says, ""A hand job is $500."

"That's outrageous!", the guy says.

"Come over he," she says walking to one of the windows. "You see that strip mall over there?", she says, pointing to it. "I own the two stores on the end. I was able to buy them from money I made giving hand jobs. I must be pretty damned good!"

"All right, screw it!", the guy says, "Money is no object."

A half hour later the guy is sitting on the couch reveling in ecstasy. He goes over to he bar, makes two drinks, one for her and one for himself. He hands er a drink and says, "The was the best hand job I've ever had! How much for a blow job?".

"Honey, a blow job is $5,000."

"That's outrageous!", he says.

"Come over here," she says. "You see that hotel and casino on the corner? I bought that with the money I made from giving blow jobs."

"All right, screw it, "he says. "Money is no object!". An hour later he's laid back on the bed, eyes rolled back in his head, and a little drool coming from the corner of his mouth. He gets up, barely able to walk and makes two more drinks, one for her and one for him.

"That was the best blow job in the World!", he said. "I've got to know: How much for some pussy?".

The hooker looks at him and says, "Honey, if I had a pussy I'd own the whole damned City!".

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good one

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