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Slip out the back, Jack 1 8.33%
Make a new plan, Stan 0 0%
Hop on the bus, Gus 0 0%
Drop off the key, Lee 1 8.33%
Expensive restaurant+Bathroom break+ Leave them with the tab 0 0%
Expensive weekend condo+Lotsa Sex+Pricey Room Service + Leave them with the bill without a ride home 6 50.00%
Other (Post details) 4 33.33%
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Old 08-02-2020, 5:49pm   #21
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Good answer! However, sometimes, there is just no satisfying them, no way, no how.
Extend your foreplay. That should help.
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Take her to a nice restaurant, tell her she can even get the expensive $5.99 steak and shrimp, and I’ll get one too. After I’ve finished eating, show her a video of her mom and sister enjoying my penis.
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Take her to a nice restaurant, tell her she can even get the expensive $5.99 steak and shrimp, and I’ll get one too. After I’ve finished eating, show her a video of her mom and sister enjoying my penis.
LOL! Oddly specific.
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Give her the butt stuff, Gustav.
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Dump her ass, CHAS.
*Bury her ass, CHAS.
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Take'm back to high school, fool

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Good answer! However, sometimes, there is just no satisfying them, no way, no how.
No chit
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I prefer to leave them walking like this.

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Bang her sister mister
finished it for you

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Enlighten and educate us. What you have to teach us might just come in handy some day.

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Exhausted and Happy!
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Have enough sheets before you jump out the window into the streets.
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