Sheets for prison escape.

[Murray]

[quote=Sea Six;1791592]

Originally Posted by Hardluck

I'd 'a just put them on the beds. Overlaid. Each one atop the other.


Hidden in plain sight, don't cha know.

Absotutely genius like. It’s like you were there

[Sea Six]

I may or may not have been consulted.

[LisaJohn]

Looks like they were a couple of sheets short.

[Murray]

Originally Posted by LisaJohn

Looks like they were a couple of sheets short.

Never be short food when guests are over.

Always make too much, that’s the first lesson when entertaining.

Jail escapes should be no different

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by LisaJohn

Looks like they were a couple of sheets short.

That moment when the phrase "a few sheets shy of a prison escape" was first coined.

[LisaJohn]

[Hardluck]

[quote=Murray;1791593]

Originally Posted by Sea Six

Absotutely genius like. It’s like you were there

Plagiarizer!

[Murray]

Originally Posted by Hardluck

Plagiarizer!

Y U gosta koz frixon ?

[Hardluck]

Originally Posted by Murray

Y U gosta koz frixon ?

Cuz i's bees gud at it!

[Sea Six]

Both escapees were recaptured.

Oklahoma inmate who escaped from 12th floor cell using bedsheets is captured

August 1, 2020 | 2:20pm

Jail Escape Oklahoma
Pablo Robledo
AP

Jail Escape Oklahoma
The inmates' bedsheet escape route.
AP

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Just before dawn, two inmates on the 12th floor of an Oklahoma jail shimmied down a rope fashioned from dozens of bed sheets — and made their own daybreak.

Jailers only found out about the great escape because the cops stumbled across one of the prisoners, who broke his leg on the ride down and collapsed just outside the jail’s secure perimeter, an investigator told the Oklahoman newspaper.

Jose Balentin Hernandez, 33, and Pablo Daniel Robledo, 34, shared a cell in the 13-story jail in downtown Oklahoma City.

They looped the end of their 100-foot bedsheet rope to the leg of a metal desk in their digs, cut a metal grate and then broke their glass blocks to freedom. They left behind a hand-scribbled diagram of the jail, according to the newspaper, citing a police report.

Hernandez, accused of rape and indecent exposure, fell from the fourth floor, fracturing his ankle.

Robledo, suspected of being involved in a fatal gang shooting, changed into jeans and a shirt. He was captured — on foot, wearing cowboy boots — 6 miles away several hours after he made his dash. Sheriff’s deputies walked him back to the jail, the newspaper reported.

“We devoted every ounce of manpower we had to get this fugitive back in custody because we really believed he’d be a great threat to our community,” said US Marshal Johnny Kuhlman, who led the manhunt. “He was walking down the street in a front yard and confronted and arrested.”

Authorities described the jail as escape-proof when they cut the ribbon in 1991. Not two months later, two inmates tied together bed sheets and made their way to the ground, but they were just the first ones.

Friday’s flit, though, was the first one in years that used bedsheets.

[Sea Six]

And the Titanic was "unsinkable."

[snide]

You know, now that the escapees have had exposure to the China Flu, will the prison have to release them?

[Millenium Vette]

Originally Posted by snide

You know, now that the escapees have had exposure to the China Flu, will the prison have to release them?

Nah, all that dried jizz on the sheets probably gave them immunity

[MrPeabody]

When I was on the county Civil Grand Jury one of our mandates was to inspect the county jail. The undersheriff, who runs the jail showed us a bunch of contraband items they have confiscated over the years. Mostly they were makeshift knives and other weapons. One item was a hand-braided rope with about a 2-3 inch diameter. He said you could tow a car with it. It was made entirely out of toilet paper.