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04-10-2019, 3:27pm | #1 | ||||||
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Guy won’t return my calls.
A guy that has a yoga studio here said “Hey you should come to a class.” Amd I said “Sure. I would enjoy farting up your class.”
Now he won’t answer my calls. WTF. 90% of the entire reason people do yoga is the farting. Discuss. |
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Ew.
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I have always wondered if Muslims ever fart while praying...
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they said stand up and touch my toes. so i bent my knees and touched my toes.
no, no, no! they said, touch your toes and keep your knees straight. look now, i can either keep my knees straight, or i can touch my toes, pick one. |
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My dad told me that when he was in the army that a guy bet the whole company a hundred bucks that he could take a shit in a standard issue army helmet and not pee at the same time. Evidently everybody chipped in and took him up on the bet.
He won. |
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Think about a steady diet of falafel amd hummus. Then not the look on their faces annytime you see a photo. They all look like they are thinking “who Farted?”
They are the real cause of global warming. Farting bastards. |
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Yoga ladies have magnificent bodies.
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