Happy Ramadan, Y'all: Ramadan Bombathon Day 2 Leaderboard

[Bill]

Ramadan Bombathon 2020: Day 2

Terror in the name of Islam:
Attacks: 3
Kills: 21
Injuries: 11
Casualties: 32

All other religions combined:
Attacks: 0
Kills: 0
Injuries: 0
Casualties: 0

By "right-wing or anti-Muslim extremists":
Attacks: 0
Kills: 0
Injuries: 0
Casualties: 0

Date Country City Killed Injured Description
2020.04.24 Nigeria Chikun 7 1 Seven residents are killed when Muslim militants attack three communities.
2020.04.23 Mali Bandiagara 12 6 A dozen people lose their lives during a raid by Muslim militants.
2020.04.23 Pakistan Khanmai 2 4 Terrorists open fire on security forces killing one member and a bystander.

https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/

[69camfrk]

I figured the count would be much higher. Maybe they are just getting tuned up.

[BOTY]

Originally Posted by 69camfrk

I figured the count would be much higher. Maybe they are just getting tuned up.

It's hard to be a terrorist while sheltering in place.

[Bill]

Ramadan Bombathon 2020: Day 3

Terror in the name of Islam:
Attacks: 11
Kills: 61

All other religions combined:
Attacks: 0
Kills: 0

By "right-wing or anti-Muslim extremists":
Attacks: 0
Kills: 0

Starting to build a little momentum!

[DJ_Critterus]

No crowded places to hit, huh?

[Aerovette]

They're on their best behavior by request of Obama, so he can help Biden win.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by aerovette

They're on their best behavior by request of Obama, so he can help Biden win.

I disagree. Obama didn't get that word out to Iran, since they decided to start harassing out ships transiting the Strait again. The right way to handle that would be to put a big enough shell in the water to make their rowboat capsize, but not kill any of their sailors. We could then offer to pull the survivors out of the water, because we are compassionate people and respect the law of the sea.

[Bill]

[04 commemorative]

Obamaramadingdong

[69camfrk]

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

I disagree. Obama didn't get that word out to Iran, since they decided to start harassing out ships transiting the Strait again.

Iran is in a world of hurt right now because of this virus. I doubt they're going to be harassing anybody for quite some time...

[04 commemorative]

your new avatar disturbs me

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

your new avatar disturbs me

You should be ashamed.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

your new avatar disturbs me

[04 commemorative]

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by aerovette

You should be ashamed.

[z06psi]

Leaderboard.

[MadInNc]

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, watch this. He told Sniffer to 'search'.

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.

The Policeman said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Gee, that's pretty good," replied the first man.

Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm taking a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!" said his seatmate.

The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.

The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, "What's going on?"

The Policeman nervously replied, "He's just found a bomb."

[JetMechZ16]

Strats, Hal and Steve are sitting in a hot tub when a ball of cum floats to the top. Steve says " Ok who farted "

[Bill]

Originally Posted by z06psi

Leaderboard.

With most organized sporting events shut down, we look for spectator competition where we can find it.