Random friday night bullshit thread...

[MEANZ06]

Originally Posted by Dixievet

Beer drinking alone while wishing the wife is out with the girls.

same here, kinda...

[_Nomad_]

[Jeff '79]

DJ's at it again....

[snide]

Originally Posted by kingpin

I was supposed to go out tonight and make Mr. Unhappy, happy.
Instead of eating a female, I am at work eating a pizza drinking a fanta and working all night.

That's bullsheet!

[MEANZ06]

[Jeff '79]

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[...Whitepower...]

So what are you guys doing tomorrow?

[Jeff '79]

Originally Posted by ...Whitepower...

So what are you guys doing tomorrow?

What do you suggest ?....I got a party to go to at 6.....Avoiding shopping with the girls all day, before that though....I may have to flood the toilet, and pretend it's really bad to get out of that one ..

[Entropy]

Originally Posted by ...Whitepower...

So what are you guys doing tomorrow?

Might do some shopping, probably run some other errands. No good football on Saturdays right now.

[ApexOversteer]

[ApexOversteer]

[Fastguy]

Ok, so just got back from a local restaurant. Went out with my wife and another couple, met another couple there and we have dinner. We order drinks and this ragged ass drunk comes out of a back room and is all "oh may gah, yous guys, I hasn seen you in while, mmm wussup?" She apparently is the bartender at another local bar and knows my buddy and is there for a Christmas party. She stays a little too long and finally goes away. Fast forward an hour and I am telling my buddy a story and she walks up and totally interrupts and starts talking to him. Now I can undertsand being rude if you're a stupid drunk and I was semi-OK with that, but as she interrupts, she puts her hand in front of my face as I am talking. To add more insult she looks at me and says "shut up" as she places her hand in front of my face and interrupts.
She says, to my friend "smell mah bref, wus it smell like?

Now I am thinking, "homeless guy's asshole?"

But no she says, "Ids tequila! nnn lime"

She goes away as I resist the urge to box kick her, fearing I may lose a shoe or get gangrene.
Anyway, that's my cool story bro.

[ApexOversteer]

Originally Posted by Fastguy

Ok, so just got back from a local restaurant. Went out with my wife and another couple, met another couple there and we have dinner. We order drinks and this ragged ass drunk comes out of a back room and is all "oh may gah, yous guys, I hasn seen you in while, mmm wussup?" She apparently is the bartender at another local bar and knows my buddy and is there for a Christmas party. She stays a little too long and finally goes away. Fast forward an hour and I am telling my buddy a story and she walks up and totally interrupts and starts talking to him. Now I can undertsand being rude if you're a stupid drunk and I was semi-OK with that, but as she interrupts, she puts her hand in front of my face as I am talking. To add more insult she looks at me and says "shut up" as she places her hand in front of my face and interrupts.
She says, to my friend "smell mah bref, wus it smell like?

Now I am thinking, "homeless guy's asshole?"

But no she says, "Ids tequila! nnn lime"

She goes away as I resist the urge to box kick her, fearing I may lose a shoe or get gangrene.
Anyway, that's my cool story bro.

I think we all know that chick...

[Fastguy]

Originally Posted by ApexOversteer

I think we all know that chick...

Serious...
The first time she comes over she is saying, "oh, well I dunno wuh mmm gonna do after maybe go to the (bar she works at) and hang out."

My wife says, "maybe you should go to bed".

She says, "yeah, the squeaky bed UH UH UH UH" as she does disturbing pelvic thrusts in the general direction of my dinner.

I am thinking, "ok, there are too many witnesses to jam a fork in her jugular.....or are there?"

Before anyone asks for pics, imagine a leather sack full of gravel that smokes a carton of Marlboro reds a week.

[Entropy]

Originally Posted by Fastguy

Serious...
The first time she comes over she is saying, "oh, well I dunno wuh mmm gonna do after maybe go to the (bar she works at) and hang out."

My wife says, "maybe you should go to bed".

She says, "yeah, the squeaky bed UH UH UH UH" as she does disturbing pelvic thrusts in the general direction of my dinner.

I am thinking, "ok, there are too many witnesses to jam a fork in her jugular.....or are there?"

Before anyone asks for pics, imagine a leather sack full of gravel that smokes a carton of Marlboro reds a week.

Sounds like the chick that tried to take iron chef home.

[Fastguy]

Originally Posted by Entropy

Sounds like the chick that tried to take iron chef home.

Ever see Monsters Inc? She sounded like that woman that collects the time cards.

I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always. - YouTube

[snide]

So, uh, is she single?

[Fastguy]

Originally Posted by snide

So, uh, is she single?

She was with some guy, who she of course had to bring over and introduce.

[Entropy]

Originally Posted by Fastguy

She was with some guy, who she of course had to bring over and introduce.

Poor bastard.

[Fastguy]

Originally Posted by Entropy

Poor bastard.

Yeah, it was that awkward, "hey thissmmah buhfrend Dave and these are umm, ?" She of course didn't know any of our names so we all had to do this painful introduction thing. I think the guy wanted to kill himself at that point.