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12-19-2016, 10:30pm | #1 | ||||||
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Barbie meets Elf...
This is Elf:
Barbie brought him home. Cute enough...likable enough. Until I found him like this one night: And doing this: And doing this to my toothbrush: I decided I needed to keep an eye on this little creep, so I set up a hidden camera. I recorded this: That was my Gin and Tonic! My impression of him began to look like this: My camera also caught him with Barbie: Hey...I prepare food up there! And this one made my sick: This was getting too weird: I threw him out of the house, and he became a homeless old drunk living on the street: Several weeks later he returned. Turns out he was more than a prankster with a drinking problem and a big libido. My cameras caught him in the kitchen, armed and dangerous: Before I could find him, he had done his evil deed to Barbie and was burying her: I caught the little shit. I'll spare you the details, but his death was not painless. I did, however, give him a decent funeral: Anyway, from my house to yours, I wish you a very Merry Christmas! |
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12-19-2016, 10:32pm | #2 | ||||||
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Merry Christmas Spence!
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you need some serious help
very funny, indeed |
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12-20-2016, 1:01am | #5 | ||||||
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Nicely done, Spence! Merry Christmas to you too!
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Merry Christmas to you, you sick, sick puppy!
Just kidding, have a great Christmas holiday. |
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I love it.
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Merry Christmas
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Awesome tale and all the best.
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Merry Christmas!! |
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