I Thought...

[Loco Vette]

How about Mr. T hawking for AArons?

I pity the stool!

[Dan47]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Given the chance, I'd do many, many naughty things with Anne Coulter.

Dude, she’s got some big ass feet… Look at those Dogs!

No telling what’s resting between her thighs.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Dan47

Dude, she’s got some big ass feet… Look at those Dogs!

No telling what’s resting between her thighs.

I'm not looking at her feet and she should be reaching for the ceiling with them anyway.

[SnikPlosskin]

Note exact same script, verbal emphasis and even hand gestures. I hate those ducking commercials.

“I need to get everything I’m entitled to with this COVID situation..”

Followed by Joe saying the exact same thing with it also in text on the screen. I want to stab my ears with a screwdriver every time I hear it.

[Stevedore]

Originally Posted by snide

Basically, if you have high equity in your home, the reverse mortgage company pays you a lump sum, or fixed monthly payments. When you're carried out of your home for the last time, the reverse mortgage company takes possession.

I have a friend, who has managed his family finances poorly for the 50+ years I've known him, who was SHOCKED that he couldn't get a reverse mortgage because he still had a huge mortgage on his house. This was around age 65 or so, in 2012, on their house that they've owned since 1973.

[04 commemorative]

They both have marionette hands too

Thunderbirds TV Show Intro - YouTube

[ZipZap]

Originally Posted by Dan47

Dude, she’s got some big ass feet… Look at those Dogs!

No telling what’s resting between her thighs.

She has to wear "nude" shoes to try and make them disappear.

For the record, pretty sure it's an outie.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by snide

Basically, if you have high equity in your home, the reverse mortgage company pays you a lump sum, or fixed monthly payments. When you're carried out of your home for the last time, the reverse mortgage company takes possession.

Not totally,true,neighbor here took one out to pay back taxes etc.....6 months later she died and her son had to either repay the 300K she had used of the 900K equity she had in her home or sell the house,satisfy the reverse mortgage and walk away with the remaining $$ which he did.
I think he was a fool because it was a really nice 3 bedroom 2.5 bath with a smaller rental house attached with 3 bedrooms 1 bath kitchen and living room both homes with central AC....guy who bought it is getting 8K+ a week for rental of both homes
It is 2 houses from the main beach entrance and it has a separate garage

[ZipZap]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

Not true,neighbor here took one out to pay back taxes etc.....6 months later she died and her son had to either repay the 300K she had used of the 900K equity she had in her home or sell the house,satisfy the reverse mortgage and walk away with the remaining $$ which he did.
I think he was a fool because it was a really nice 3 bedroom 2.5 bath with a smaller rental house attached with 3 bedrooms 1 bath kitchen and living room both homes with central AC....guy who bought it is getting 8K+ a week for rental of both homes
It is 2 houses from the main beach entrance and it has a separate garage

There are different types. Snide described the type that is actuarially based. It's basically a plan that pays you a fixed sum and then picks up the property when you die. The type you describe is based purely on value and is like taking a monthly HELOC payment to use for whatever purpose is necessary.

[04 commemorative]

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