The butthurt free zone... Part VI

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by five-oh

Oh Lord. Sweets, PLEASE call off the heat and send it to Friz. And send me some of your left over snow too. It was 109 degrees here today. 109 FREEKING DEGREES! And while that normally would not bother me since my job is mostly air conditioned, today and tomorrow I am on the range. As an instructor. All. Day. Long.

I surrender. I have nearly burst into fire. Half my department can't shoot, which means more time for me in the sun working with them.
I am doomed to suffer. Apparently, either 1) I've pissed off TMT. 2) Sweets and TMT are in cahoots or 3) I've died and gone to Hell, which I really thought I had avoided. Or 4) all of the above, which is is my current bet.
Whatever the case- I am REALLY sorry. Now- either take the heat or I am gonna come force feed you roast possum until you like the taste of it.

I'll take pity on you and not make fun for a change. You know, like asking about the Arkansas relative humidity...which is the sweat built up between two toothless cousins doin it.
Sometimes I'm just too nice

[PLRX]

Obama Demands Eating Utensils Be Removed From Audience at Luncheon For Safety Reasons



Obama Demands Eating Utensils Be Removed From Audience at Luncheon For Safety Reasons - Independent Journal Review

This guy is worried, extremely worried.

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Obama Demands Eating Utensils Be Removed From Audience at Luncheon For Safety Reasons



Obama Demands Eating Utensils Be Removed From Audience at Luncheon For Safety Reasons - Independent Journal Review

This guy is worried, extremely worried.

Careful, he will invoke Presidential Privilege and we'll all be eating with chopsticks.

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by five-oh

Oh Lord. Sweets, PLEASE call off the heat and send it to Friz. And send me some of your left over snow too. It was 109 degrees here today. 109 FREEKING DEGREES! And while that normally would not bother me since my job is mostly air conditioned, today and tomorrow I am on the range. As an instructor. All. Day. Long.

I surrender. I have nearly burst into fire. Half my department can't shoot, which means more time for me in the sun working with them.
I am doomed to suffer. Apparently, either 1) I've pissed off TMT. 2) Sweets and TMT are in cahoots or 3) I've died and gone to Hell, which I really thought I had avoided. Or 4) all of the above, which is is my current bet.
Whatever the case- I am REALLY sorry. Now- either take the heat or I am gonna come force feed you roast possum until you like the taste of it.

Here you go Bobby

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Taurus

Careful, he will invoke Presidential Privilege and we'll all be eating with chopsticks.

Wait until he stops being seen in public and rules by decree.

I'd like to see him debate TMT. It would be the War of the Gods!!!

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Wait until he stops being seen in public and rules by decree.

I'd like to see him debate TMT. It would be the War of the Gods!!!

TMT would have to invoke Diety Priviledge and place a Pox on him, his wife "Too Muchelle", daughters and that stupid Portugese Water Dog of his. Honestly, what kind of President selects a Portugese Water dog?

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Taurus

Honestly, what kind of President selects a Portugese Water dog?

A gay foreign one.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Wait until he stops being seen in public and rules by decree.

I'd like to see him debate TMT. It would be the War of the Gods!!!

Well uh...TMT...UH

Uh he is grom SLC uh.uh.uh

Uh uh, the last Administration uh

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Well uh...TMT...UH

Uh he is grom SLC uh.uh.uh

Uh uh, the last Administration uh

He'll blame my mad debate skills on Bush.

I would ask him one question, "Mr. Prezie, please explain what you meant by you'll have more flexibility after you're re-elected when speaking with the Russians on a live mic, just what changes are you going to force down our throats, are your going to eliminate our nuclear defense system, give them weapons, perhaps help them reunite the Soviet Union or take control of other lands and why should I trust anyone that feels a need to say that off camera and not man up and tell his countrymen what he plans to do?"

[Epimax]

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Well uh...TMT...UH

Uh he is grom SLC uh.uh.uh

Uh uh, the last Administration uh

[Epimax]

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by Epimax

Rev. Wright says "God DAMN this is good cereal. Goes great with kool-aid."

Now with only half the chocolate!

[Epimax]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Rev. Wright says "God DAMN this is good cereal. Goes great with kool-aid."

Now with only half the chocolate!

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Epimax

Thats what Radio had for breakfast before he became "Radio"

[Vette Jockey]

Originally Posted by five-oh

Oh Lord. Sweets, PLEASE call off the heat and send it to Friz. And send me some of your left over snow too. It was 109 degrees here today. 109 FREEKING DEGREES! And while that normally would not bother me since my job is mostly air conditioned, today and tomorrow I am on the range. As an instructor. All. Day. Long.

I surrender. I have nearly burst into fire. Half my department can't shoot, which means more time for me in the sun working with them.
I am doomed to suffer. Apparently, either 1) I've pissed off TMT. 2) Sweets and TMT are in cahoots or 3) I've died and gone to Hell, which I really thought I had avoided. Or 4) all of the above, which is is my current bet.
Whatever the case- I am REALLY sorry. Now- either take the heat or I am gonna come force feed you roast possum until you like the taste of it.

I feel for you. We had a IALEFI meet for five days in Mesa, Arizona and it was 107.

Forks and knives There was the story of Erich Hartmann, the top fighter ace of WWII was to be awarded, I believe, the Knights Cross with Oakleaves, Swords and Diamonds. Hitler's Security detail requested that he relinquish his pistol before he met Obama, er, Hitler. Hartmann told them a German Officer did not relinquish his weapon for any reason. He said he would come back another day. Within a few minutes, Hartmann was ushered in to see the Führer. He would still be waiting if it was the other guy.

[RetiredSFC 97]

I have no idea what I ever did to receive a PM from one of your favorites here, but I did. Hell I don't even get involved in these discussions and find myself being reprimanded?

Get over it Joe, you don't like them, they don't like you, life goes on. I'm a conservative who understands the liberals have ruined this country and will fight them till the day I die.

Obamas recent actions tells me anyone who has his mindest is a ****ing idiot and traitor.

[PLRX]

Here it goes the TSA.

TSA Agent Opens Grandfather’s Cremated Remains, Spills Them, Laughs at Grandson - Independent Journal Review

[Sweet 90]

Well most of the ones I've dealt with, here as well as the US, intelligence wise are maybe one step up from a tadpole.

[Vette40th]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Here it goes the TSA.

TSA Agent Opens Grandfather’s Cremated Remains, Spills Them, Laughs at Grandson - Independent Journal Review

i hope dont have to be up to those standards if hired by TSA, as I applied for a job there...
How can someone laugh at something like that?